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SportsThe age-old question regarding the age of Shahid Afrdi’s age has finally been resolved as the medical report for his COVID-19 report, a copy of which has been made available to The Depende
NATIONALA popular populist leader who has, in his own words, struggled for over twenty years to finally secure a leadership role in a sovereign democratic country is now dumbstruck as the people who wanted
InternationalA crisis for the microblogging site Twitter, already struggling to stay financially afloat, emerged when the total number of its accounts dwindled down to three on Saturday.“I am alarmed by the
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Former Pakistan Cricket team Captain, Shahid Afridi, has announced that he will be coming out of retirement afte
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Writer and director Khalil Ur Rehman Qamar, who has been self-led to believe that he is an undercover
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Indian Defence Minister Rajnath Singh has assured the nation that though the People’s Liberation Army have, in
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – While the global meninist movement has come up with a range of theo
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)WOKEISTAN – Racists are in trouble the world over as protestors who self-identify as progressive and woke are
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) has asked the Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) government to b
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The Supreme Court on Thursday took suo motu action to put the Supreme Court on notice over contemp
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The federal cabinet has approved an expansionary fiscal policy that offers little for defence but
Arts & CultureLONDON – A man on Monday responded to a woman’s tweets about gender identity and experiences of women without having been asked by the woman to share his opinion.The act widely known as manspl
