NATIONALNational Assembly passes budget, air
The National Assembly on Monday passed the Finance Bill 2020-2021. It also passed copious amounts of flatulence in said session. “The Finance Bill for the fiscal year 2020-2021 is hereb
Jun 29, 2020
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EditorialsDependent Op-Ed: ‘Coronavirus is a better selector than Misbah-ul-Haq’
By Sikoo BhaktIt is great to be able to use this space to write the truth and nothing but the truth. The Dependent is probably the only publication in the world that allows you
Jun 28, 2020
UncategorizedCalling terrorists shaheed is just headquarters locker-room talk: PM
ISLAMABAD – Breaking silence on his comments during the National Assembly speech on Thursday, where he declared Osama bin Laden a ‘martyr’ Prime Minister Imran Khan clarified that what he said w
Jun 28, 2020
NATIONALPML-N appoints Fawad Chaudhry as new Shehbaz Sharif
LAHORE – The country’s largest opposition party, the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N), has appointed Federal Minister of Science & Technology, Fawad Chaudhry, as the new Shehbaz Sharif.
Jun 27, 2020
Uncategorized#FaadiKoKhilaoBC, says covid-19
LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/RAWALPINDI – Covid-19, alias coronavirus, has become the latest to rally behind what over the past three years has become a global movement demanding the inclusion of Fawad A
Jun 27, 2020
NATIONALCory Booker contacts Pakistan’s sugar mafia to fund 2028 presidential run
LONDON – US Senator Cory Booker is already planning for the 2028 presidential bid, and has approached Pakistan’s sugar mafia to fund it, The Dependent has reliably learntSources confirm that a
Jun 27, 2020
NATIONAL50.1% Pakistanis dub covid-19 hoax, 49.9 believe it’s yahoodi saazish: Coronavirus Attitude Tracker
ISLAMABAD: According to Coronavirus Attitude Tracker Survey, by Gallup Pakistan, 50.1 percent Pakistanis believe that covid-19 doesn’t exist.The survey further reveals that the remaining 49.9 pe
Jun 27, 2020
SportsSetting priorities straight, Punjab govt dedicates sports complex to coronavirus infected athletes
LAHORE – Silencing its critics in an emphatic manner yet again, the Punjab government has comprehensively addressed claims that it isn’t taking covid-19 seriously or that it has got its priorities
Jun 27, 2020
NATIONALInternet, persons missing in Balochistan
QUETTA – Protests continue to erupt across the volatile province of Balochistan, centering around the absence of internet signals in certain areas, and human beings in certain families.The prote
Jun 26, 2020
InternationalAbbottabad Commission findings should be made public, says Osama Bin Laden
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Speaking to reporters who were brought blindfolded to an undisclosed location, Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden sai
Jun 26, 2020
NATIONALHow dare PM equate terrorist Bin Laden with martyrs like Hakimullah Mehsud: PML-N
ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) senior leader Khawaja Asif on Thursday lambasted Prime Minister Imran Khan over his speech in the National Assembly in which the premier referred to
Jun 26, 2020
NATIONALMinister for Science & Technology confirms sighting of new PM
The federal minister of science and technology Fawad Chaudhry has confirmed the sighting of a new Prime Minister. “We need to take a break from the earlier, unscientific way to sighting
Jun 25, 2020