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InternationalIndia has begun a massive transition into a pre-industrial, agrarian society after boycotting all products made-in-China products made it impossible to sustain any other mode of social organisation.
LocalThe Federal Minister for Climate Change Zartaj Gul Wazir has been appointed as visiting professor of physics at the Forman Christian College, Lahore. “We welcome Ms Wazir as she joins o
NATIONALAs Pakistan witnessed a rare annular solar eclipse that leaves a ring of fire around the moon as it covers the sun, the country’s leading moon spotter and proud biannual national hostage taker, Muft
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Former Pakistan captain, and commentator, Ramiz Raja believes head coach cum chief selector Misbah ul Haq should change his approach if he wants to find the cure for covid-19.While t
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Federal Minister for Industry and Production Hammad Azhar said the government had presented a balance budget during difficult situation of coronavirus, vowing that the much discussed 11.
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In pursuance of a ‘no-tax’ budget for this financial year, the Federal Bureau of Revenue (FBR) has decided t
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Adviser to the Prime Minister on Finance Dr Abdul Hafeez Shaikh said that the defence budget has b
In an explosive development, classified Chinese government documents made available to The Dependent reveal that the current tensions between India and China were motivated by the People’s Republic
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD: The Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) has started the registration of global porn sites, war
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) CAPITAL OF DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY – Things would not have been the same, and the country would not be tr
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)NEW DELHI – Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi took aim at what he called supporters of “terrorism” in hi
Arts & CultureProgressive segments of the social media site twitter #cancelled both the Indian and Pakistani constitutions after both of them were found to be definitely modelled on the imperial Governmen
