NATIONALUpdated SOPs include suggestion to die of something else to avoid dying of Covid-19: PM
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Amid a rising Coronavirus death toll that is now averaging close to 100 deaths daily, the government has made a
Jun 11, 2020
NATIONAL‘Some moron said covid-19 is like flu and you idiots believed him?’ PM tells off nation
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Demonstrating typical visionary leadership, and an uncanny knack of showing the masses the right p
Jun 8, 2020
LocalRage on Twitter after Mozang Muhammadi Nihari’s ‘tone-deaf’ cable ad ignores #BlackLivesMatter
The Pakistani segments of twitter were ablaze with fury on Monday after an insensitive and ‘tone-deaf’ local cable ad was released by the Muhammadi Nihari at Mozang Chuungi, Lahore. “I think talking<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2020/06/07/rage-on-twitter-after-mozang-muhammadi-niharis-tone-deaf-cable-ad-ignores-blacklivesmatter/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jun 7, 2020
NATIONALTikTok star Phollu appointed IGP Punjab
LAHORE – After a successful and foolproof strategy to address the ongoing covid-19 pandemic, and spread awareness regarding it among the masses, the Punjab government has also addressed another issu
Jun 6, 2020
NATIONAL10th NFC award to establish spreading viral infections as a federal subjec
ISLAMABAD – The 10th National Finance Commission (NFC) is all set to establish the spread of viral infections as completely the center’s prerogative, The Dependent has reliably learnt. The develop
Jun 6, 2020
NATIONAL‘Have to accept whatever comes out of their mouth’ says maskless, helpless Imran
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Responding to pointless criticism leveled against him over the past week, Prime Minister Imran Kha
Jun 6, 2020
NATIONAL‘Mera munna sab se smart hai’ – Imran consoles his relentlessly bullied lockdown
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – In a time of populist and fascist global leaders, very few have displayed a capacity, the kindness
Jun 6, 2020
NATIONALAre you a pandemic disease? Here are 5 Pakistani tourist spots you must visit in 2020
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Whether you want to rest on a beach in Karachi, hike the second highest mountain in the world, exp
Jun 6, 2020
International‘Pakistan sponsored jihadi tiddis were circumcised,’ reveals Arnab Goswami after sting operation
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)MUMBAI – With the locust swarms causing havoc in India, Republic TV Editor-in-Chief Arnab Goswami has revealed
Jun 6, 2020
NATIONALNAB deploying ‘trace-and-track’ technology to find Shehbaz Sharif
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – After a failed bid to arrest Leader of Opposition in the National Assembly Shahbaz Sharif in a graft
Jun 6, 2020
LocalPompous spy pigeon ki biwi hurls abuses at civilian kabootars guarding high voltage electric cable
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ELECTRIC CABLE – The Columbidae police on Thursday registered a case against a female pigeon who was seen hara
Jun 6, 2020
NATIONALPUBG players invited to Kakul to share ideas on immersion training
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)After witnessing the civilian government successfully engage and learn from social media influencers from digita
Jun 5, 2020