June 27, 2020

50.1% Pakistanis dub covid-19 hoax, 49.9 believe it’s yahoodi saazish: Coronavirus Attitude Tracker

ISLAMABAD: According to Coronavirus Attitude Tracker Survey, by Gallup Pakistan, 50.1 percent Pakistanis believe that covid-19 doesn’t exist.The survey further reveals that the remaining 49.9 pe

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June 27, 2020

50.1% Pakistanis dub covid-19 hoax, 49.9 believe it’s yahoodi saazish: Coronavirus Attitude Tracker

ISLAMABAD: According to Coronavirus Attitude Tracker Survey, by Gallup Pakistan, 50.1 percent Pakistanis believe that covid-19 doesn’t exist.

The survey further reveals that the remaining 49.9 percent Pakistanis are certain that it is a yahoodi saazish (Jewish conspiracy) designed to target the exemplary strength and unity of the Muslim ummah.

The Gallup survey covered public perception, attitude and behaviour towards coronavirus across the country.

The survey further unveiled that of the 50.1 percent that dubbed covid-19 a hoax, 50.01 percent believe it to be spread by the Jews, while 49.99 maintain that Zionists are behind this large scale, globally engulfing fraud.

However, the Coronavirus Attitude Tracker Survey further underlines that 50.001 percent of those who believe covid-19 to have been spread by Jews, Israelis, Zionists – or any variation thereof – also believed that Qadianis have been collaborating with them. The other 49.999 percent maintain Ahmadis as the collaborators.

The even split among a large population, in such multi-layered dimensions, has flummoxed Pakistan experts around the world.

Sanford University’s Behavorial Psychology Department has announced that they are sending field researchers and anthropologists to Pakistan to further investigate these findings.

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