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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – While the global meninist movement has come up with a range of theories to bust the bubble of the claim that female leaders are somehow dealing with the covid-19 pandemic better than their male counterparts.
Multiple explanations have been released across various spheres within the broader meninist movement, many of which have enjoyed a wide range of success. However, there has not been consensus within the movement over the matter.
That appears to be on the verge on changing, with the scientists affiliated with the Pakistan Meninist Society (PMS) finally revealing the reason being the seeming success of women in dealing with coronavirus.
“Women leaders appearing to do well covid-19 is because it’s the feminists who created coronavirus. In fact it is evidence which proves beyond question that feminists were behind the creation of the covid-19 in a lab,” said PMS chief Arsh Haal while talking to The Dependent.
Haal revealed that feminists created coronavirus in a lab to deploy it as a bioweapon against men. He said it was derived from a bat, grown on tissue culture, transmitted to a researcher, and released into the male community.
“It was a female bat, possibly a feminist bat, it must be reiterated,” Haal added.
