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NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Federal Minister for Water Resources Faisal Vawda on Wednesday apologised to professionals below his stature,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/03/sorry-for-whatever-offensive-i-said-to-you-worthless-pieces-of-sht-magnanimous-vawda-apologises/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Local

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An exciting new entrant to the nation’s lively news media has promised brave, unfettered journalism to its<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/03/upcoming-channel-promises-brave-journalism-suppression-muted-journalism-financial-troubles-layoffs-closure/" title="Read more" >...</a>

NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) This is the year he is going to get back into shape and shed all his excess<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/01/new-year-new-me-says-ehsanullah-ehsan-while-signing-up-for-gym-at-guest-house/" title="Read more" >...</a>

NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The head of Pakistan’s Central Ruet-e-Hilal Committee, Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman, has said that New Year’s festivities<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/01/new-year-in-pakistan-to-be-on-wednesday-announces-ruet-e-hilal-committee/" title="Read more" >...</a>

NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) In a move that has shocked his fanbase, Dr Shahid Masood has declared he will resign if<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/01/will-resign-if-world-doesnt-end-in-2019-dr-shahid-masood/" title="Read more" >...</a>

NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saying that it was ridiculous that a person of such moral character could ever be the head<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/25/he-isnt-even-a-real-doctor-laments-petition-against-arif-alvis-election-as-president/" title="Read more" >...</a>

NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The residents of Adiala jail have found themselves in a tricky situation in the wake of Mian Nawaz Sharif’s re

Arts & Culture

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saying that it had completely slipped his mind and that he was totally, most definitely devastated by<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/23/salty-hamza-abassi-forgets-to-invite-murad-saeed-to-maula-jatt-premiere/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Sports

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)MELBOURNE – After Cricket Australia replaced the coin toss in the Big Bash League with the bat flip to decide wh

NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Pakistan Muslim League (N) has planned a series of protests across the country against the appointment of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/20/pmln-plans-protest-against-wajid-zias-appointment-as-shehbazs-doctor/" title="Read more" >...</a>

NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Working overtime to fulfill his primary responsibility as the spokesperson of the government, Federal Information<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/20/truth-hunting-fawad-chaudhry-asking-random-pedestrians-on-capital-streets-if-theyve-heard-of-sherry-rehman/" title="Read more" >...</a>

NATIONAL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PALO ALTO/LAHORE – The Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Google, Sundar Pichai, has said that he can’t<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/20/cant-explain-why-images-of-punjab-assembly-pop-up-when-one-searches-for-clueless-google-ceo/" title="Read more" >...</a>