NATIONAL“You all will miss me when yo….,” says Saqib Nisar before cameras abruptly move away
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Former Chief Justice Saqib Nisar has presumably said that he will be missed when he will be gone but his stated
Jan 17, 2019
SportsIrresponsible bowlers not scoring runs: Sarfaraz
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PORT ELIZABETH – After saying last week that the speed of bowlers was less as compared to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/17/irresponsible-bowlers-not-scoring-runs-sarfaraz/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jan 17, 2019
NATIONAL‘O besharam,’ renowned analyst Hassan Nisar condescendingly tells off 2014-2018 self
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE– Renowned writer, analyst and media personality Hassan Nisar Thursday unleashed his trademark condescending tirade against the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/17/o-besharam-renowned-analyst-hassan-nisar-condescendingly-tells-off-2014-2018-self/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jan 17, 2019
NATIONALNation’s stray barking dogs reporting positively to biting colleagues
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – During the early hours of Sunday, January 13 a nationwide awareness
Jan 17, 2019
Sports‘Not scared of anything after daring to play for Lahore Qalandars,’ says Pakistan bound de Villiers
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Cricket superstar A B De Villiers, who will be participating in the fourth season of the Pakistan Sup
Jan 17, 2019
NATIONAL‘That man looks nothing like my dealer,’ clarifies Afridi
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Minister of State for Interior Shehryar Khan Afridi on Sunday denied that the man arrested by the
Jan 15, 2019
UncategorizedMedia must do as told to remain independent: Fawad Chaudhry
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Federal Information Minister Fawad Chaudhry on Sunday suggested that Pakistani media houses revamp their order-taking<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/14/media-must-do-as-told-to-remain-independent-fawad-chaudhry/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jan 14, 2019
NATIONALPakistani press completely free, says plainclothesman sitting in newsroom
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Pakistani news media is completely free and unfettered, said a plainclothesman sitting in the newsroom of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/11/pakistani-press-completely-free-says-plainclothesman-sitting-in-newsroom/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jan 11, 2019
Sports‘Speed of fast bowlers should be more than speed of batsmen getting out,’ laments Sarfraz
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) JOHANNESBURG – Following another convincing defeat at the hands of South Africa, captain Sarfraz Ahmed has put<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/speed-of-fast-bowlers-should-be-more-than-speed-of-batsmen-getting-out-laments-sarfraz/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jan 10, 2019
Arts & CultureAfter Moammar Rana, Hamoon Jadoogar set to join PPP
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – After veteran film and television actor Moammar Rana decided to enter politics this week as<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/after-moammar-rana-hamoon-jadoogar-set-to-join-ppp/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jan 10, 2019
Arts & Culture‘You’re welcome,’ Satan tells Christian Bale
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HELL – After Christian Bale thanked Satan for inspiration on how to play Dick Cheney in Vice<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/youre-welcome-satan-tells-christian-bale/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jan 10, 2019
SportsTurnaround in offing as Pakistan set to treat each Test match as eleven T20 contests
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) JOHANNESBURG – After three years in charge of the Pakistan cricket team, coach Mickey Arthur appears to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/turnaround-in-offing-as-pakistan-set-to-treat-each-test-match-as-eleven-t20-contests/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jan 10, 2019