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Irresponsible bowlers not scoring runs: SarfarazSports

Irresponsible bowlers not scoring runs: Sarfaraz

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PORT ELIZABETH – After saying last week that the speed of bowlers was less as compared to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/17/irresponsible-bowlers-not-scoring-runs-sarfaraz/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Jan 17, 2019
‘O besharam,’ renowned analyst Hassan Nisar condescendingly tells off 2014-2018 selfNATIONAL

‘O besharam,’ renowned analyst Hassan Nisar condescendingly tells off 2014-2018 self

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE– Renowned writer, analyst and media personality Hassan Nisar Thursday unleashed his trademark condescending tirade against the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/17/o-besharam-renowned-analyst-hassan-nisar-condescendingly-tells-off-2014-2018-self/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Jan 17, 2019
Media must do as told to remain independent: Fawad ChaudhryUncategorized

Media must do as told to remain independent: Fawad Chaudhry

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Federal Information Minister Fawad Chaudhry on Sunday suggested that Pakistani media houses revamp their order-taking<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/14/media-must-do-as-told-to-remain-independent-fawad-chaudhry/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Jan 14, 2019
Pakistani press completely free, says plainclothesman sitting in newsroomNATIONAL

Pakistani press completely free, says plainclothesman sitting in newsroom

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Pakistani news media is completely free and unfettered, said a plainclothesman sitting in the newsroom of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/11/pakistani-press-completely-free-says-plainclothesman-sitting-in-newsroom/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Jan 11, 2019
After Moammar Rana, Hamoon Jadoogar set to join PPPArts & Culture

After Moammar Rana, Hamoon Jadoogar set to join PPP

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – After veteran film and television actor Moammar Rana decided to enter politics this week as<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/after-moammar-rana-hamoon-jadoogar-set-to-join-ppp/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Jan 10, 2019
‘You’re welcome,’ Satan tells Christian BaleArts & Culture

‘You’re welcome,’ Satan tells Christian Bale

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HELL – After Christian Bale thanked Satan for inspiration on how to play Dick Cheney in Vice<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/youre-welcome-satan-tells-christian-bale/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Jan 10, 2019
Turnaround in offing as Pakistan set to treat each Test match as eleven T20 contestsSports

Turnaround in offing as Pakistan set to treat each Test match as eleven T20 contests

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) JOHANNESBURG – After three years in charge of the Pakistan cricket team, coach Mickey Arthur appears to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/turnaround-in-offing-as-pakistan-set-to-treat-each-test-match-as-eleven-t20-contests/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Jan 10, 2019