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Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted not-a-journalist-but-strategic-communications-consultant Cynthia Ritchie said “Error 404” after a short internet outage in the federal capital on<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/error-404-says-cynthia-ritchie-during-internet-outage/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After realising that granting of licenses to the royal families from the Middle East for<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/10/pti-govt-to-give-houbara-hunting-license-to-anyone-who-can-hunt-down-past-contradictory-tweets/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Hot on the heels of obtaining pre-arrest bail, Lahore’s influential Khokhar brothers have occupied five cells adjoining<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/09/khokhar-brothers-occupy-five-adjoining-prison-cells-in-latest-landgrab-case/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PESHAWAR – The Taliban said on Tuesday they had canceled planned peace talks with US officials in<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/09/taliban-talks-fail-after-middle-ground-between-stoning-and-not-stoning-people-to-death-not-found/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The federal government has decided in principle to give the military courts another extension, this time for<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/09/military-courts-extended-indefinitely-as-sc-decides-to-focus-exclusively-on-monitoring-filmazia-content/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Minister of State for Interior Shehryar Khan Afridi revealed that 85 percent of his nephew who had been arrested for possessing 507 grams of hashish was ‘high af’. Afridi’s comments<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/08/85-of-nephew-high-af-afridi/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ANKARA – The continued rule of Recep Tayyip Erdogan only became possible owing to the Khilafat Movement,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/07/your-rule-only-possible-because-of-khilafat-movement-in-pakistan-imran-tells-khalifa-erdogan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI/LAHORE – After one of its leading agents was denied an ‘orderly’ to maintain his room<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/04/raw-initiates-operation-to-assist-indian-agent-nawaz-sharif-fold-prison-cell-bedding/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)CAPE TOWN – Pakistan’s decision to go with the same batting lineup for the second Test match in the ongoing
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)CAPE TOWN – After being informed that each of them would be playing in the second Test against South Africa, t
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Chief Justice of Pakistan Saqib Nisar, who is set to retire on January 17, has been roped in the t
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Recalcitrant police officer Rao Anwar who announced his retirement following a prolific career in police<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/01/04/anti-terrorism-court-allows-rao-anwar-one-last-sentimental-fake-encounter-to-mark-retirement/" title="Read more" >...</a>
