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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After expressing regret over the assault of a private television channel cameraman at the hands<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/20/karma-bitten-nawaz-still-having-to-offer-explanations-for-actions-of-those-in-charge-of-security/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Police have launched investigation after Pakistan batsman Ahmad Shahzad late Wednesday night stated that he<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/20/police-launch-investigation-into-ahmed-shehzads-claim-of-gym-membership/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Only a day has passed since the ban on basant was lifted by the Punjab Government after almost 12 years<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/19/hamza-ali-abbasi-submits-application-to-become-official-pinna-charkhi-holder-to-pm-this-basant/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The finance minister on Wednesday expressed his intention to try ‘whatever works’ to fix the national economy.<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/19/desperate-asad-umer-asks-finance-ministry-officials-to-try-turning-economy-switch-off-on/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) has issued a condemnation against the National Accountability Bureau (NAB)<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/19/pml-n-condemns-prejudiced-nabs-inaction-after-fawad-chaudhrys-revealed-assets-proven-fake/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Humbly denying that he is a time traveler, instead insisting that he’s ‘merely foresighted’, Federal<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/18/two-year-old-video-foresighted-afridi-addressed-mmls-fears-over-a-year-before-mmls-creation/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) Saying that there was definitely room for arguing that Pakistan actually won the war of 1971, a<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/17/it-could-be-argued-that-pakistan-won-71-war-says-white-person-found-on-upwork-com/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) HYDERABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) Co-chairman Asif Ali Zardari has said that when he referred to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/17/three-year-tenure-referred-to-how-long-it-takes-me-to-get-worried-about-democracy-zardari-clarifies/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) Acclaimed wildlife documentarians National Geographic are set to make a documentary in Pakistan on the fascinating N<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/13/natgeo-to-make-documentary-on-dwindling-number-of-n-leaguers-that-are-still-not-in-captivity/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking at a press conference at the headquarters of the Militaire Relations Publique, French army Chief Général<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/13/french-general-darmee-bosser-urges-media-to-focus-on-positive-side-of-france-urges-yellow-vests-not-to-cross-red-lines/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Pakistan are set to announce the largest winner’s trophy in the history of sports, while<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/13/trophy-for-next-pakistan-hosted-series-to-be-sponsors-billboard-attached-to-card-payment-machine/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ATLANTA/RAIPUR – Journalist, politician, fashionista Najam Sethi, who is set to be roped in as next James<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/13/amidst-lull-in-pakistani-political-market-freelancer-najam-sethi-puncturing-global-state-elections/" title="Read more" >...</a>
