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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Hot on the heels of the announcement of the demolition of the bordering wall around the Punjab Governor’s mans
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) SUKKUR – Former opposition leader in the National Assembly and Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) leader Syed Khurshid<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/06/ppp-sticking-to-same-wait-and-watch-policy-it-had-adopted-when-in-govt-reveals-khurshid-shah/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON/ISLAMABAD – US President Donald Trump sent a letter to Prime Minister Imran Khan requesting him to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/06/trump-requests-pakistan-to-provide-him-safe-haven-from-mueller-investigation/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – After winning the 2018 Ballon d’Or, Croatia and Real Madrid superstar Luka Modric held a meeting with the leaders of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) on Tuesday to formally join Pakistan’s ruling<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/05/modric-joins-pti-after-ending-decade-long-muk-muka-between-ronaldo-messi/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The Central Ruet-e-Hilal committee met on Sunday evening looking to spot the paradox in the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/04/ruet-e-hilal-committee-sights-irony-in-pti-govt-taking-action-against-tlp/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After Prime Minister Imran Khan shed light on various subjects of national importance including the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/04/impartial-pm-to-hold-follow-up-interview-with-critical-journalists-as-soon-as-they-find-employment-asylum/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Criticising the government’s move to try Tehreek-e-Labbaik Pakistan (TLP) leadership under sedition and terrorism charges,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/03/no-longer-catering-to-countrys-five-and-a-half-liberals-pml-n-reassures-nations-extremists/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Distancing herself from her husband’s claims that credit for the first 100 days of the PTI Government<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/30/bushra-bibi-denies-any-link-to-ptis-performance-in-first-100-days/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI – The Bharatya Janata Party (BJP) government in India on Wednesday took notice of reports<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/29/bjp-government-takes-notice-of-pakistan-state-sponsored-cross-border-activity-near-kartarpur/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – With only one change made in the national squad for the recently commenced hockey World<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/29/pakistan-team-capable-of-winning-hockey-world-cup-nba-grammy-awards-islahuddin/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – Responding to the CIA having a recording of a phone call in which Saudi Crown<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/29/recording-of-mbs-giving-instructions-to-silence-khashoggi-just-locker-room-talk-says-trump/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIO DE JANEIRO – Chief Justice of Pakistan Saqib Nisar will head towards Brazil following his retirement<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/29/cjp-heads-to-rio-de-janeiro-to-meet-his-hero-after-brazilian-chief-justice-given-ministry/" title="Read more" >...</a>
