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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) KARTARPUR – Continuing their WhatsApp conversation at the sidelines of the groundbreaking ceremony of the Kartarpur corridor<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/28/sidhu-next-in-line-to-take-over-as-punjab-cm-once-buzdars-rock-star-appeal-wanes/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) DUBAI – A visibly enthusiastic Faisal Vawda, imbued with the sensation to do his motherland proud, entered<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/28/patriotic-faisal-vawda-enters-dubai-stadium-with-shiny-new-ball-to-bowl-new-zealand-out/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) In a strongly worded rebuke, the nation’s uncles have reprimanded the media for their failure in giving<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/27/nations-uncles-urge-media-to-give-follow-up-on-that-czech-model/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) A nervous hustle has ensued in Islamabad as members of the federal cabinet tried to inform an<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/27/cannot-list-92-world-cup-victory-as-100-day-achievement-imran-told/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – After the arrest of Tehrik Labbaik Ya Rasool Allah (TLY) leader Khadim Hussain Rizvi, the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/26/multiple-tly-factions-religious-parties-to-unite-muslim-ummah-separately/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The new Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has completed almost three and a half months in merely<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/26/new-government-completes-almost-three-and-half-months-in-only-100-days/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)“The US should do a serious assessment of why, despite 140,000 Nato troops plus 250,000 Afghan troops and repo
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Tensions have flared up again in Pak-US relations as Pakistan has again transferred former DPO Pakpattan Rizwan<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/19/gondal-transferred-again-in-tough-response-to-trumps-statement/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) They say time management is the key to a more productive life. Well, as Islamabad’s Ahmed Jawad<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/18/man-proves-riemann-hypothesis-in-all-the-time-he-saves-by-typing-k-instead-of-ok/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A CRZ-3001 unit was replaced on Friday after it started malfunctioning. The CRZ-3001, better known by its<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/16/malfunctioning-cynthia-ritchie-unit-replaced-by-new-cynthia-ritchie-unit/" title="Read more" >...</a>
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan on Tuesday reassured the International Monetary Fund (IMF) that the $6 billion that it<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/15/saudi-bailout-one-time-thing-didnt-mean-anything-pakistan-reassures-imf/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader Daniyal Aziz said contempt of court was safer than contempt<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/15/contempt-of-court-safer-than-contempt-of-daniyal-aziz-says-as-he-withdraws-plea-against-disqualification/" title="Read more" >...</a>
