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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – The Muttahida Qaumi Movement-Pakistan (MQM-P) has decided to revoke the basic gym membership of part
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – There has been an overwhelming response in terms of name suggestions for the sixth franchise<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/15/sheikh-rasheed-roped-in-as-brand-ambassador-for-sixth-psl-franchise-pindi-boyz/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The centre of power in Punjab, the head of the provincial government, Chief Minister Sardar Usman Buz
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Hoping against hope that it would somehow fix itself, local man Shahzain Ahmad turned up the volume of his car r
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The federal minister of state of interior Shehryar Afridi said that he would not like to discuss<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/14/wont-talk-about-missing-govt-officials-because-i-am-a-sensitive-matter-says-afridi/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Business(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Leading e-commerce company, Daraz, is bringing 18.11, the ‘Universe’s Biggest Sale Day’, to Planet Earth<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/13/next-huge-daraz-sale-to-offer-you-a-mammoth-90-off-on-your-own-products/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The incredibly Corrupt Patwari League is unnecessarily accusing the National Accountability Bureau of impartiality, said NAB’s Lahore<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/13/why-does-corrupt-patwari-league-think-nab-is-biased-asks-shehzad-saleem/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A wave of existential angst has hit pop artist (?) Fakhar-e-Alam in the early hours of Monday<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/12/existential-angst-hits-fakhar-e-alam-after-realising-hes-exactly-where-he-started/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Punjab government has decided to appoint the tentatively known Tehrik-e-Labbaik Pakistan ‘sword protestor’ as<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/12/govt-appoints-tlp-sword-protestor-as-new-pitb-chairman-to-replace-dr-umar-saif/" title="Read more" >...</a>
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MOSCOW – After attending what is being dubbed a landmark international meeting on Afghanistan in Moscow aimed<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/12/better-equipped-to-host-fifa-world-cup-2022-in-qatar-after-russia-talks-says-taliban-delegation/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MUMBAI – A deadly new gang that goes by the name of ‘Thugs of Hindostan’ has emerged<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/09/treacherous-new-gang-thugs-of-hindostan-looting-masses-by-luring-them-towards-big-shiny-screens/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The federal state minister for interior affairs Shehryar Afridi came down hard on miscreants in a press<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/09/starting-now-state-will-make-example-out-of-lawbreakers-no-wait-starting-now-afridi/" title="Read more" >...</a>
