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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Hot on the heels of Chief Justice Pakistan (CJP) Saqib Nisar asking Prime Minister Imran Khan to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/02/election-rigging-case-cjp-asks-imran-khan-to-pay-regularisation-fee/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Fakhr-e-Alam released by authorities after threatening to perform Bhangra Rap at Russian airport YUZHNO-SAKHALINSK – Singer and<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/01/fakhr-e-alam-released-by-authorities-after-threatening-to-perform-bhangra-rap-at-russian-airport/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Excited to be attending his first Halloween in the annals of power in Islamabad, Imran Khan has<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/31/excited-imran-khan-going-as-legitimately-elected-prime-minister-for-halloween/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Reaffirming that it is the quickest way to reach Prime Minister, his Special Assistant on<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/30/quick-thinking-naeem-ul-haque-uses-pakistan-citizen-portal-to-ask-pm-to-wipe-bread-crumb-off-left-cheek/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) According to a recent poll Opacity International, Pakistani citizens are most upset by misrepresentation in the western<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/29/upset-at-misrepresentation-in-west-says-nation-that-has-to-be-reminded-not-to-piss-on-walls-2/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Amidst continued speculation over how and why an Israeli jet flew to Islamabad from Tel<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/29/israeli-cargo-jet-only-brought-recycled-overused-zionist-conspiracy-theories-clarifies-fawad-chaudhry/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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