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Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has formed a special committee to nurture ‘wicket-hunter’ Mohammad Abbas<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/26/pcb-forms-special-committee-to-keep-abbas-away-from-dope-tableeghis-mohammed-asif/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ABU DHABI – Following his match winning performance against Australia in the first T20I at Abu Dhabi<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/26/its-not-just-cristiano-ronaldos-celebration-that-ive-been-copying-boasts-imad-wasim/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Punjab government is going to hire a spokesperson for Punjab government spokesperson Fayyazul Hassan<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/26/punjab-govt-to-appoint-spokesperson-for-punjab-govt-spokesperson-fayyazul-hassan-chohan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Even though Pakistan will have to go to the International Monetary Front (IMF) to seek financial assistance,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/25/might-not-even-have-to-go-to-imf-if-saudis-brutally-murder-just-one-more-journalist-asad-umer/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan came down hard on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi Arabian journalist<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/23/journalism-itself-should-be-brutally-killed-but-not-journalists-erdogan-condemnation/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Remember that adorable kid from that viral video? The one who keeps saying “Ye mera basta hai”?<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/23/adorable-cute-mera-basta-hai-kid-handed-gun-made-to-kill-5-crew-members-on-morning-show/" title="Read more" >...</a>
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIYADH – Prime Minister Imran Khan will give 10,000 abducted journalists in aid to Saudi Arabia as<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/22/pakistan-to-give-10000-abducted-journalists-in-aid-to-saudi-arabia/" title="Read more" >...</a>
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Responding to outrage over her rendition of Ko Ko Korina, which on Friday was condemned<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/22/voltaire-defended-to-death-my-right-to-destroy-ko-ko-korina-momina-mustehsan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD: Pakistan has expressed its solidarity with Saudi Arabia in the ongoing row between the kingdom and<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/21/pakistan-continues-to-stand-with-saudi-arabia-in-ongoing-clash-with-human-rights/" title="Read more" >...</a>
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Responding harshly to its critics, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has denied ever denying the death of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/20/saudi-arabia-denies-ever-denying-jamal-khashoggis-death/" title="Read more" >...</a>
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The nation’s fathers have urged the nation to reach the airport “at least 24 hours” before their<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/20/nations-fathers-urge-nation-to-reach-airport-at-least-24-hours-before-flight/" title="Read more" >...</a>
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The United Nations and a host of member countries have condemned on friday the brutal and senseless<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/20/un-condemns-strike-on-ko-ko-korina/" title="Read more" >...</a>
