International‘Will discontinue wasting taxpayer money on pointless exercise of elections,’ Trump warns Democrats
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – US President Trump on Wednesday warned House Democrats not to “waste taxpayer money” on investigations<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/09/will-discontinue-wasting-taxpayer-money-on-pointless-exercise-of-elections-trump-warns-democrats/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 9, 2018
Arts & CultureTreacherous new gang ‘Thugs of Hindostan’ looting masses by luring them towards big shiny screens
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MUMBAI – A deadly new gang that goes by the name of ‘Thugs of Hindostan’ has emerged<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/09/treacherous-new-gang-thugs-of-hindostan-looting-masses-by-luring-them-towards-big-shiny-screens/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 9, 2018
SportsPCB appoints Shahid Afridi head of non-cricket committee
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – After former captain Misbahul Haq was given the charge of working for the betterment in<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/09/pcb-appoints-shahid-afridi-head-of-non-cricket-committee/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 9, 2018
NATIONALStarting now, state will make example out of lawbreakers, no wait, starting now: Afridi
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The federal state minister for interior affairs Shehryar Afridi came down hard on miscreants in a press<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/09/starting-now-state-will-make-example-out-of-lawbreakers-no-wait-starting-now-afridi/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 9, 2018
The DependentBJP govt tasks Kohli with finding Pakistan fans among Muslim population for ‘Go to Pakistan’ movement
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI – The Bharatya Janata Party (BJP) led government in India has made Virat Kohli the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/09/bjp-govt-tasks-kohli-with-finding-pakistan-fans-among-muslim-population-for-go-to-pakistan-movement/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 9, 2018
NATIONALANP sends retrospective, posthumous show cause notices to Wali Khan, Ghaffar Khan
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Both Congress leader Ghaffar “Bacha” Khan and his son, NAP/ANP leader Wali Khan, have been served show-cause<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/06/anp-sends-retrospective-posthumous-show-cause-notices-to-wali-khan-ghaffar-khan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 6, 2018
InternationalTiananmen Square flooded with Chinese citizens demanding PTI government
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Clashes erupted in Beijing after authorities clamped down on an estimated twenty thousand protestors who had gathered<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/05/tiananmen-square-flooded-with-chinese-citizens-demanding-pti-government/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 5, 2018
NATIONALDepoliticised, independent PTV lauded for accurate ‘begging’ caption on PM’s China speech
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Television (PTV) was lauded on Sunday for its nonpartisan coverage of Prime Minister Imran<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/05/depoliticised-independent-ptv-lauded-for-accurate-begging-caption-on-pms-china-speech/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 5, 2018
NATIONALTLP deploys radical virtual assistant ‘Ban the Siri’ for cyberattacks following Khadim Rizvi’s Twitter ban
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DIGITAL SPHERE – After Tehreek-i-Labbaik Pakistan (TLP) Chief Khadim Hussain Rizvi’s Twitter account @KhadimRizviReal was banned by<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/05/tlp-deploys-radical-virtual-assistant-ban-the-siri-for-cyberattacks-following-khadim-rizvis-twitter-ban/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 5, 2018
NATIONALKhadim Hussain Rizvi assures nation his writ not challenged
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Responding to general disdain about the writ of the state, chief of the ruling Tehrik-e-Labbaik-e-Ya-Rasoolullah (TLYR) party<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/03/khadim-hussain-rizvi-assures-nation-his-writ-not-challenged-2/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 3, 2018
NATIONALElection rigging case: CJP asks Imran Khan to pay regularisation fee
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Hot on the heels of Chief Justice Pakistan (CJP) Saqib Nisar asking Prime Minister Imran Khan to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/02/election-rigging-case-cjp-asks-imran-khan-to-pay-regularisation-fee/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 2, 2018
NATIONALNo, you hang up first, new IG Islamabad giggles to Azam Swati after long phone call
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The newly appointed IG Islamabad has urged federal minister Azam Swait to hang up first. “No, you<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/11/02/no-you-hang-up-first-new-ig-islamabad-giggles-to-azam-swati-after-long-phone-call/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Nov 2, 2018
