Ali Gul Pir just roasted CCD's viral confession videos and exposed 'VIP justice' at the same time

Ali Gul Pir is back. And this time, he's taking aim at Pakistan's most viral confession videos.

His latest skit, Ghareeb ka software update, Ameer kay leay jail upgrade, hilariously spoofs the now-familiar confession clips released by the Crime Control Department (CCD)—the same videos that have become a regular feature of its crackdown on alleged harassers and molesters.

Many Pakistanis have applauded the crackdown. It's the script that's becoming the real meme. Case in point, a few videos that ahve come out in the pasr few weeks narrate the same scenarios.

And there's a lot of these.

The skit opens with a bruised-up suspect "confessing" to catcalling a woman. But instead of saying he was beaten up, he delivers an increasingly ridiculous explanation, claiming he slipped on a banana peel, landed on a stray bullet, and was then "lovingly" looked after by CCD officers.

It's exactly the kind of over-the-top explanation that viewers instantly recognise. The satire only gets sharper from there.

While the confession is being recorded, the CCD officer seems less interested in the suspect and more concerned about whether the video is viral-worthy.

Then comes the twist. A wealthy, well-connected suspect walks in. Suddenly, everything changes.

He's greeted politely, offered tea, handed sunglasses and a face mask to dodge the cameras, and even promised an air-conditioned ride to court.

When the poor suspect asks for the same treatment?

He's mocked for even thinking about it.

Ali Gul Pir even introduces the influential character as "Mr. Mujhse Darr," a cheeky nod many viewers interpreted as a dig at Muhammad Raza Dar, grandson of Deputy Prime Minister and Foreign Minister Ishaq Dar.

Like most of Ali Gul Pir's best work, the jokes land because they're rooted in conversations already happening across Pakistan.

The CCD's crackdown may have public support.

But according to Ali Gul Pir, its confession videos deserve a roast of their own.