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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An outraged Chief Justice of Pakistan Mian Saqib Nisar on Thursday expressed anger and disappointment towards Federal<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/11/cjp-outraged-asad-umar-didnt-consult-him-before-inflating-cost-of-bhasha-dam/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – Finance Minister Asad Umar reaffirmed the nation that Pakistan has formally demanded money from the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/11/categorically-demanded-money-from-imf-did-not-beg-asad-umar-reassures-nation/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Pakistan’s debutant offspinner Bilal Asif, who tormented the Australian side with his six-for, left his<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/11/bilal-asif-among-overseas-pakistanis-influenced-by-imran-khans-speech-pti/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf’s adorable, sometimes awkward loo
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Pakistan captain Sarfraz Ahmed on Thursday asked his side to follow on as the side<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/11/sarfraz-asks-teammates-to-follow-on-as-they-make-their-way-to-team-bus/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – In a first, a play titled No Time To Work, a ground-breaking 2-month long performance that is bein
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – With the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) for years having depended on the army, of Twitter bots, for
Business(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan would adopt gold standard within the next five years in a revamped economy based<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/11/pakistan-to-adopt-gold-standard-in-new-barter-system-economy-reveals-dr-farrukh-saleem/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Popular messaging service WhatsApp was appointed govt spokesperson for economics and financial affairs on Wednes
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The government directed on Tuesday the Election Commission of Pakistan and the National Accountability Bureau to ensure<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/09/govt-directs-ecp-nab-to-ensure-smooth-by-polls/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)“Aww, you remembered” said Prime Minister Imran Khan on Friday over a secure line.The Prime Minister wa
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Gloomily stabbing at his birthday cake brought out for an intimate surprise party at the Prime Minister’s offi
