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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The federal government in Pakistan is planning to announce a new national holiday after one<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/anti-elitism-govt-to-announce-national-holiday-to-celebrate-minister-tying-own-shoelaces/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/KARACHI/LAHORE/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – After the sale of eight of their community members fetched a total of Rs2,302,000 to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/austerity-drive-nations-buffaloes-to-contribute-20-of-their-excretion-to-govts-bullsht/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Following back to back resounding defeats against India, and then the exit from the tournament<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/calamitous-asia-cup-exit-gave-nation-much-needed-distraction-from-political-crises-sarfraz/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has demanded that Prime Minister Imran Khan be as good as his<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/pcb-demands-bangladeshis-afghans-be-given-nationalities-immediately/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) is hopeful that their supreme leader will avenge the defeats<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/freed-nawaz-can-save-nations-middle-order-batting-pml-n/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) lawmaker Dr Aamir Liaquat has immediately confirmed his availability for the next<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/aamir-liaquat-confirms-availability-for-next-indo-pak-war/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Not having patience with those who aren’t meticulous with their facts, Diljaan Khattak, a wrongly imprisoned inmate<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/its-cjp-pm-dam-fund-not-pm-cjp-dam-fund-wrongly-imprisoned-17-yr-old-corrects-cellmate/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Veteran player Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf on Sunday was declared the Player of the Tournament<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/asia-cup-musharraf-declared-player-of-the-tournament-for-openly-playing-with-pakistans-constitution/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Taking initiative and coming out swinging in favor of Prime Minister Imran Khan’s call to give nationalities<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/25/afghans-should-be-given-citizenship-say-rights-activists-pcb/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Reacting after Pakistan lost its second game against India in the ongoing Asia Cup, Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) International anti-money laundering and terror financing watchdog Financial Action Task Force (FATF) has assured the Pakistani government<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/24/fatf-assures-to-move-pakistan-off-greylist-as-long-as-action-taken-against-cyril-almeida/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Jati Umra – Mumbling indistinguishable words under his breath, leader of the opposition and PML-N President Shehbaz<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/23/moody-shehbaz-reluctantly-clears-out-top-bunk-as-nawaz-moves-back-to-jaati-umra/" title="Read more" >...</a>
