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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Filling the growing vacuum created following resignations from the Economic Advisory Council (EAC) Prime Minister<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/10/asma-from-hospital-appointed-economic-advisor-on-dam-fund-collection/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD AIRPORT: Finance Minister Asad Umer, in a hurried conference, informed the press that he was going to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/10/asad-umer-on-emergency-visit-to-avail-nigerian-princes-offer-of-donation-to-dam-fund/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) In a brazen display of media power, popular television Channel 24 has censored completely the news of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/10/channel-24-shamelessly-censors-news-of-asma-from-hospital-given-charge-of-dam-fund/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Waking up early on Sunday morning in the USA, Pakistani origins billionaire Shahid Khan was shocked to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/09/jaani-wtf-says-shahid-khan-after-waking-up-and-reading-facebook-notifications/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted scientist Agha Waqar has rubbished away all doubts about the ability of the government to build<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/08/yes-you-can-build-megadam-through-donations-says-agha-waqar/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) “I am not qualified” Noted social worker Ehsanullah Ehsaan has decided to accept the federal government’s offer<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/08/ehsanullah-ehsaan-decides-to-accept-eac-position-with-reservations/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After being caught eating burgers and soft drinks from a fast food chain during the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/06/only-had-ketogenic-burgers-and-drinks-during-nab-court-hearing-defensive-nawaz-claims/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – After senior party leader Shehla Raza’s retracted controversial tweet Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) Chairman Bilawal<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/06/ppp-only-secular-party-in-90-years-to-establish-religious-apartheid-boasts-bilawal/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The PC got stuck and eventually crashed, when US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/06/pc-crashes-as-washington-islamabad-try-to-reset-system/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo on Wednesday played Never Have I Ever with the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/06/mike-pompeo-plays-never-have-i-ever-with-civil-military-leadership/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD: Chief Justice of Pakistan (CJP) Justice Saqib Nisar remarked on Tuesday that the samples of Pakistan<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/06/someone-mustve-changed-sharjeel-memon-cjp-says-after-negative-tests/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The exclusion from national cricket team’s squad for the Asia Cup has left all-rounder Mohammad<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/06/shan-masood-neither-a-bowler-nor-a-professor-argues-dejected-hafeez/" title="Read more" >...</a>
