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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Punjab Information Minister Fayazul Hassan Chohan on Thursday night clarified his position on Adolf H
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Chief Justice of Pakistan (CJP) Mian Saqib Nisar has taken notice of the pretty mirror reflection in front of him, as he passed a reflecting window within the boundaries of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/31/cjp-takes-notice-of-pretty-mirror-reflection/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan’s choice for Chairman of the Pakistan Cricket Board has been removed from the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/28/mani-removed-as-pcb-chief-after-refusing-to-make-khawar-maneka-middle-order-batsman/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Expressing shock at the performance of the previous government, Prime Minister Imran Khan has said that his gove
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MANCHESTER – Days after his side’s surprise 3-2 defeat at Brighton & Hove Albion, Manchester United manager<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/24/unambitious-board-didnt-give-me-money-to-replace-all-mediocre-players-id-bought-mourinho/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An alarming situation arose on Saturday morning for Dr Imran Malik, a US-based Pakistani doctor, when he<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/24/crap-says-us-physician-after-anaesthesia-wears-off/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Former International Cricket Council (ICC) president Ehsan Mani — who has been nominated for the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/24/havent-been-elected-as-pcb-chief-yet-ehsan-mani-says-while-moving-his-furniture-to-pcb-chief-office/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Continuing with his surge of revolutionary undertakings since being elected as the Prime Minister of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/24/exemplary-pm-khan-to-stage-dharna-against-own-government-to-keep-it-on-its-toes/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – With presidential elections scheduled for the first week of September, the Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP)<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/24/achawww-jee-official-pml-n-response-to-ppp-over-joint-presidential-candidate-proposal/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Urging the PML-N not to compromise on matters of pride, the PTI’s candidate for President Dr Arif<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/24/aitizaz-ahsans-behaviour-with-pml-n-unforgivable-says-arif-alvi/" title="Read more" >...</a>
