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Slider(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)At a meeting of a confederation of the nation’s boards of secondary and intermediate education, it was decided
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Chief selector Inzamam-ul-Haq has revealed that contrary to popular opinion that the middle-order batsman is<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/06/rested-umar-akmal-to-balance-out-virat-kohlis-absence-for-india-reveals-inzaman/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Real MBBS doctors from all over the nation have come forward to assert that just because a<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/05/dentists-still-not-real-doctors-clarify-nations-real-doctors-in-wake-of-alvis-election/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Tensions have flared up again in Pak-US relations as Pakistan has again transferred former DPO Pakpattan Rizwan<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/04/gondal-transferred-again-in-tough-response-to-us-cancellation-of-300-million-csf/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After five years of having to do nothing owing to a combination of hierarchy, system<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/04/fully-satisfied-mamnoon-relieved-he-can-now-finally-do-nothing-out-of-own-free-will/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The federal minister for information and broadcasting Fawad Chaudhry has said that the rumours circulating about Khawar<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/03/rumours-of-khawar-maneka-also-using-govt-helicopter-are-unfounded-but-let-me-check-fawad-chaudhry/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI: No traces of honey and olive oil have been found in the blood samples taken from<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/03/medical-report-finds-no-traces-of-honey-oil-in-sharjeel-memons-blood/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – In a bid to embrace Naya Pakistan with utmost devotion, Ahmad Shahzad has hired the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/31/ahmad-shahzad-hires-services-of-babar-awan-vows-to-rotate-strike-in-naya-pakistan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Punjab Information Minister Fayazul Hassan Chohan on Thursday night clarified his position on Adolf H
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Lashing out at critics, Parwaz hai junoon director Haseeb Hassan has said that the movie is meant<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/31/parwaz-hai-junoon-is-top-gun-told-from-the-perspective-of-someone-who-is-bad-at-filmmaking-explains-director/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) JEDDAH – Revealing that he appreciated the holy pilgrimage gave him the opportunity to be anonymous, superstar<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/31/really-enjoy-anonymity-fawad-says-in-headline-story-with-full-width-image-in-popular-newspaper/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Federal Information Minister and the spokesperson of the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) led government Fawad Chaudhary<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/31/after-successfully-dealing-with-netherlands-pti-govt-hopes-itll-be-able-to-deal-with-fayazul-hassan-chohan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
