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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)RIYADH – Prime Minister Imran Khan has said he won’t allow anyone to attack Saudi Arabia, adding that the he
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) While expressing concern over the release of former prime minister Nawaz Sharif, his daughter Maryam Nawaz and<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/19/jaani-wtf-asks-imran-khan-over-secure-line/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Federal Minister for Finance, Economic Affairs, Revenue and Statistics Asad Umer put up a Facebook ad<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/18/asad-umer-puts-online-ad-for-a-levels-economics-tutor-for-son/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a bizarre turn of events, the Islamabad Capital Territory Police has finally arrested an intruder roaming ins
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Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW YORK – A blog post published on HuffPost (or Huffington Post) dated June 31, 714 AD,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/13/muhammad-bin-qasims-huffington-post-blog-on-overseas-pakistanis-responsibilities-surfaces/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW YORK – The women’s final of the recently concluded US Open was marred by a series<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/13/sexist-racist-linesperson-calls-serena-williams-serve-wide/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After missing out on the squad for the upcoming Asia Cup owing to a lack<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/13/imad-wasim-buys-new-hairband-sunglasses-for-future-fitness-tests/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALPersonal tragedy should not be, except when, I mean, hold on, well, I know, but, said Hamza Abbasi on Saturday. Speaking to reporters at a press conference, the Parwaz Hai Junoon star<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/12/personal-tragedy-should-not-be-except-when-i-mean-hold-on-well-i-know-but-says-hamza-abbasi/" title="Read more" >...</a>
FEATURED(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Sep 11 anniversary feature Lahore – Our Conspiracy Correspondent: On first glance, Fayaz Chaudhry, a local Lahore businessman,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/11/local-mental-gymnast-simultaneously-believes-9-11-did-not-happen-and-that-the-jews-did-it/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Wiping away from his eyes what were clearly tears but what he claimed was ‘just some speck<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/11/i-said-im-fine-says-hamza-abbasi-after-murad-saeed-given-ministry/" title="Read more" >...</a>
