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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Blaming the abstract concept of the ‘trickle down effect’, the Sharif matriarch on Friday scolded former Pri
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Warrior, analyst, self-fulfilling psychic and butt witness to violent caliphate, Zaid Zaman Hamid has filed<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/04/self-critical-zaid-hamid-files-treason-case-against-self-for-continued-failure-to-wage-ghazwa-e-hind/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The Supreme Court on Thursday found global conspiracy guilty in over 20,000 pending cases, following which<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/04/supreme-court-halves-its-pending-cases-as-global-conspiracy-given-20168-prison-sentences/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ROME – Disgraced former US Presidential Adviser and an award-winning windbag, Steve Bannon claimed the electoral victory<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/04/make-pakistan-grate-again-steve-bannon-claims-credit-for-election-triumph-of-ideological-ally-imran-khan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has generously selected an 18-man squad for the Test series<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/04/pakistan-pick-11-players-seven-benchwarmers-for-australia-tests/" title="Read more" >...</a>
The Dependent(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MANCHESTER – After yet another lacklustre display by their side in the 0-0 draw against Valencia on<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/04/faadikokhilaobc-banners-held-up-at-old-trafford-as-manchester-united-fans-demand-change/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Symbol of the Federation on Friday said that he enjoyed Pakistani slapstick comedy Jawani Nahi Aani<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/02/symbol-of-federation-says-enjoyed-jawani-phir-nahi-aani-part-2/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Will perform dental services for the employees of the Pakistan Television Corporation in exchange for the organisation<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/02/will-fix-ptv-employees-teeth-in-exchange-for-forgetting-ptv-attack-case-says-president/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Leading artificial intelligence experts Andrew McAfee and Erik Brynjolfsson have predicted that amongst the jobs that will<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/01/artificial-intelligence-experts-predict-that-pak-president-job-might-be-automated-by-as-early-as-1973-2/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking in the vast but lonely expanses of a large room in a palatial house in Islamabad,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/10/01/its-not-the-same-thing-but-being-president-dulls-the-pain-of-not-being-real-doctor-says-dentist/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The federal government in Pakistan is planning to announce a new national holiday after one<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/09/27/anti-elitism-govt-to-announce-national-holiday-to-celebrate-minister-tying-own-shoelaces/" title="Read more" >...</a>
