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Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – Imprisoned veteran journalist and living judgement day forecast department Dr Shahid Masood on Tuesday accepted<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/13/humble-dr-shahid-masood-accepts-time-person-of-the-year-award/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking at a press conference at the headquarters of the Militaire Relations Publique, French army Chief Général<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/13/french-general-darmee-bosser-urges-media-to-focus-on-positive-side-of-france-urges-yellow-vests-not-to-cross-red-lines/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ATLANTA/RAIPUR – Journalist, politician, fashionista Najam Sethi, who is set to be roped in as next James<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/13/amidst-lull-in-pakistani-political-market-freelancer-najam-sethi-puncturing-global-state-elections/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Continuing to depict an embodiment of selfless impartiality and neutrality, Prime Minister Imran Khan on<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/11/exemplary-pm-khan-gets-a-in-pm-khans-ministers-performance-review/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) After being eliminated from the ongoing Hockey World Cup, the Pakistan hockey team confessed to being distracted<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/11/knocked-out-pakistan-hockey-team-says-distracted-by-lack-of-protests-against-them-in-india/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Wiping away from his eyes what were clearly tears but what he claimed was ‘just some speck<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/11/just-something-in-my-eye-says-hamza-abbasi-wiping-away-tears-after-murad-saeed-made-federal-minister/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Worried that his messages over the weekend might have given the wrong signal, Information Minister<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/10/position-offer-referred-strictly-to-position-in-govt-fretting-fawad-chaudhry-texts-sheikh-rasheed/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Real Doctors that have actually done their MBBS from all over the nation have once again categorically make it c
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saying that while the entire never ending wedding thing was fun and all, actor Muneeb Butt expressed<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/07/shall-be-going-for-a-simple-three-day-wedding-next-time-says-muneeb-butt-after-criticism/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Both the country’s currency and financial capital markets stabilised after Finance Minister Asad Umer reminded the nation<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/07/markets-stabilise-after-asad-umer-announces-once-again-that-he-used-to-draw-rs-5-4-million-salary/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Exhibiting trademark innocence and absolute clueless as to what was being said and done, despite<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/12/06/unfair-to-expect-me-to-remember-all-times-ive-abused-authority-innocent-nawaz-tells-sc/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – After Punjab Information and Culture Minister Fayyazul Hassan Chohan on Tuesday dissolved the governi
