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PM orders state funeral for SayoneeArts & Culture

PM orders state funeral for Sayonee

Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi ordered on Saturday a state funeral for the Junoon song Sayonee.Born in 1997 to the Sufi-rock band Junoon, the song was brutally murdered last friday on the pre

Aug 25, 2017
Malala accepts Oxford’s applicationNATIONAL

Malala accepts Oxford’s application

After a strenuous application process, Oxford University was delighted to have been accepted by Malala Yousafzai for a Bachelor’s program. “Really gave it our heart and soul and worked really hard for<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/18/malala-accepts-oxfords-application/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 18, 2017
Game of Thrones spoiler appointed PML-N presidentArts & Culture

Game of Thrones spoiler appointed PML-N president

LAHORE: AGame of Thrones Season 7 spoiler* has been appointed interim president of Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N), informed sources privy to the development told The Dependent. The party’s central working committee met<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/18/game-of-thrones-spoiler-appointed-pml-n-president/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 18, 2017
Shahid Khaqan Abbasi to also serve as interim Asian TigerNATIONAL

Shahid Khaqan Abbasi to also serve as interim Asian Tiger

ISLAMABAD – Having asked Finance Minister Ishaq Dar, the long-term Asian Tiger, as per the IMF, ADB, WHO, WTF, LNG, BBC, LPC, OMG, and other leading economic institutions of the world, to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/18/shahid-khaqan-abbasi-to-also-serve-as-interim-asian-tiger/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 18, 2017
Will send financial records to ECP via Blackberry upon inclusion of “dekh kar delete kar dena” clause, says ImranNATIONAL

Will send financial records to ECP via Blackberry upon inclusion of “dekh kar delete kar dena” clause, says Imran

Chairman Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) Imran Khan has told the Election Commission of Pakistan (ECP) that he will provide the financial records of his party in the foreign funding case through Blackberry Messenger<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/16/will-send-financial-records-to-ecp-via-blackberry-upon-inclusion-of-dekh-kar-delete-kar-dena-clause-says-imran/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 16, 2017