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Arts & CultureBritish-Pakistani boxer Amir Khan and his wife Faryal Makhdoom are reportedly expecting the third public fight of their rocky marriage, which has come under visible strain in the past few months. In<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/09/06/amir-faryal-expecting-third-public-fight/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Nuclear scientist Dr Abdul Qadeer Khan has revealed his second cousin Dr PR Khan, who borrowed a missile programme from him on Eid-ul-Azha in the year 1977 has successfully become the wo
BusinessIn a statement issued on Wednesday, the Election Commission of Pakistan (ECP) has said that Pakistan is all set and ready to host a free and fair Wrestlemania next year.“No one can wait to see w
SliderThe international community lead by neighbouring India and tense ally USA have cried foul after Pakistan blasted onto the global memeing scene with the successful test fire of three top grade memes.
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Former interior minister Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan on Wednesday lambasted the skill of conducting press conferences depicted by US President Donald Trump, saying that it is always a better
SportsLAHORE – Ousted opening batsman Sharjeel Khan who was awarded a five-year ban by the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB)-appointed Anti-Corruption Unit on Wednesday over the Pakistan Super League (PSL) spot-fixing case, said<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/31/pakistani-openers-not-allowed-to-complete-five-year-tenure-sharjeel-khan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
BusinessISLAMABAD – Oil and Gas Regulatory Authority (OGRA) has finalized a summary for revising the frequency of the revision of petroleum products’ prices for the month of September onwards, recommendin
NATIONALLAHORE- The ruling Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) has set up electoral butcher shops in Lahore’s NA-120 constituency where the by-election would be held to replace ousted Prime Minister Nawaz
BusinessAccording to sources close to ‘The Dependent,’ the Xinginphua L3 is the best smartphone in the world today, leaving competitors such as Apple, and Samsung groveling and fighting among each other for<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/31/xingpinhua-l3-best-smartphone-around-says-guy-writing-dependent-a-cheque/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALDUBAI – After being declared an absconder in the Benazir Bhutto murder case Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf has renewed his name in the Entry Control List (ECL) to Pakistan, The Dep
SportsNEW YORK – Despite the crowd cheering for Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal, the two most decorated tennis players of all time, unseeded Injury Withdrawal has been slated in as the favourite<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/31/injury-withdrawal-favourite-to-win-us-open/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALFormer President Asif Ali Zardari, notorious Rajanpur criminal Chotu, Indian criminal supervillain and the 2005 Kashmir earthquake are just three of the recent list of accused that have been acquitted by the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/31/zardari-chotu-gangster-mogambo-2005-earthquake-and-others-acquitted-by-nab-as-part-of-suspected-settlement/" title="Read more" >...</a>
