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Nation’s youth vow to observe Independence Day by removing silencer from bikesLocal

Nation’s youth vow to observe Independence Day by removing silencer from bikes

Our Youth Correspondent Lahore The nation’s youth on Saturday vowed to observe and celebrate Independence Day by promptly removing silencers from their respective motorcycles. “It is a tradition and we will like to uphold<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/14/nations-youth-vow-to-observe-independence-day-by-removing-silencer-from-bikes-2/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 14, 2017
Chaudhry Nisar’s lower back joins PTINATIONAL

Chaudhry Nisar’s lower back joins PTI

In a major political development, former Interior Minister Chaudhry Nisar Ahmed’s lower back has decided to join the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI.) “It was a long time coming,” said Dr Hassan Zaidi of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/11/chaudhry-nisars-lower-back-joins-pti/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 11, 2017
PSG’s record Neymar signing result of investor interest created under Nawaz Sharif: Maryam NawazBusiness

PSG’s record Neymar signing result of investor interest created under Nawaz Sharif: Maryam Nawaz

LAHORE – Urging the nation to never forget the economic benefits brought under the four-year tenure of former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, his daughter Maryam Nawaz said that Paris Saint Germaine’s  £200 million<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/10/psgs-record-neymar-signing-result-of-investor-interest-created-under-nawaz-sharif-maryam-nawaz/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 10, 2017
Brain was hacked when I proposed marriage to GulalaiNATIONAL

Brain was hacked when I proposed marriage to Gulalai

Former Pakistan Tehrik i Insaaf spokesperson and one of Imran Khan’s close party associates, Naeem ul Haq, has claimed he is not responsible for the marriage proposal he made to Ayesha Gulalai,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/04/brain-was-hacked-when-i-prposed-marriage-to-gulalai/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 4, 2017
Ishaq Dar does John Cena’s signature ‘You Can’t See Me’ move after taking oath as Finance Minister againNATIONAL

Ishaq Dar does John Cena’s signature ‘You Can’t See Me’ move after taking oath as Finance Minister again

ISLAMABAD – Immediately after completing his oath after President Mamnoon Hussain, along with his fellow Cabinet members, Federal Finance Minister Ishaq Dar did the ‘You Can’t See Me’ move, in front of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/08/04/ishaq-dar-does-john-cenas-signature-you-cant-see-me-move-after-taking-oath-as-finance-minister-again/" title="Read more" >...</a>

Aug 4, 2017