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Arts & CultureIn a revolutionary new move that has left their competitors on the tech market reeling at their tracks, apple has pre installed in the newly released iPhone X the ‘regret feature.’The feature
NATIONALThe Pakistan Tehrik i Insaaf (PTI) Chairman Imran Khan has not been able to find a suitable adjective to describe the World XI cricket team, and is facing a subsequent existential crisis
SportsMARDAN – After many analysts perceived veteran batsman Younis Khan’s latest snub to the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) as a ‘comeback to international cricket’ the middle-order bat
LocalLAHORE – Prominent Liberal Activist and Socialite-ist, Yajooj Majooj, lashed out at Mohammad bin Qasim for causing the Rohingya issue raging on in Burma.In a tweetstorm unleashed o
LocalLahore – Our Conspiracy Correspondent: On first glance, Fayaz Chaudhry, a local Lahore businessman, does not look any different from any other of the shopkeepers on Ferozepur Road, La
SportsLAHORE – Following a rally held by the Difa-e-Pakistan Council (DPC), proscribed group Jamaat-ud-Dawa (JuD) has reassured the ICC World XI, scheduled to play a three-match series in Lahore, that Pak
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ForeignPYONGYANG – North Korea held a mass celebration for carrying out its largest nuclear blast to date, with an even bigger nuclear test.Citizens of the capital lined the streets on We
SportsDUBAI – During the training camp for his team before the tour to Pakistan in Dubai, the ICC World XI captain Faf Du Plessis urged his star studded squad to take things one ball at a ti
NATIONALISLAMABAD: Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf’s Ayesha Gulalai on Thursday appeared before the media and sought time in order to hire services of a lawyer who would make a legal, logical and commonsensical case for<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/09/08/will-complete-inside-job-on-pti-vows-ayesha-gulalai/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Accusing Beijing of being jealous of the China Pakistan Economic Corridor (CPEC), Islamabad has reacted strongly to the statement issued by the leaders of the five emerging
Arts & CultureIn what is still, after more than a decade, being dubbed "the revival of the Pakistani music industry," a new corporate sponsored competitor has arrived on the scene to be the representative of the 't
