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The DependentPrime Minister Nawaz Sharif on saturday terminated the services of his legal team, barring a small skeleton staff and has outsourced all of their services to a Qatari letter-writing sweatshop.The
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The DependentPrime Minister Nawaz Sharif on Saturday urged the ulema of all sects to forget their differences and come together to bridge the Veena-Asad divide that has polarised the social fabric of our nation.
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer)ABU DHABI/ISLAMABAD – According to officials of the Travel Agents Association of Pakistani Politicians (TAAPP),
Arts & CultureISLAMAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Nation’s corrupt and bad politicians took to the streets late Thursday night and Friday morning after watching the premier of Rangreza, which many of t
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Arts & CultureMUMBAI/LAHORE – During a late night call on Thursday following the Pakistan release of Arth 2, a copy of which was sent to the team of the original Arth, Mahesh Bhatt told Shaan Shahid that he shoul
Arts & CultureKAMPALA – Urging other international stars to come play in the country international Pakistani star Saeed Ajmal confirmed on Thursday that his fellow foreign Pakistani cricketers are 'safe and happy
