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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The federal government has announced the initiation of a new plan to tackle the existence of active mili
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)WASHINGTON – Outrage ensued after US President Donald Trump implemented the Jerusalem Embassy Act of 1995 to a
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The World XI hockey team that will play two matches in Pakistan on January 12 and January 14, will al
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)PESHAWAR: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam-Sami (JUI-S) chief Sami-ul-Haq clarified on Thursday that the Pakistan Tehrik-e-I
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)WASHINGTON – In a much controversial move, US President Donald Trump on Wednesday recognised the Khanbaliq (mo
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Despite his recent performances in the National T20 Cup, and Chief Selector Inzamam-ul-Haq hinting in
Slider(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Criticising visiting London mayor Sadiq Khan for being a bit of a railu-katta, PTI chairman Imran Khan has said
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Responding to former military dictator Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf’s invitation for a political allian
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Punjab law minister Rana Sanaullah has said on Tuesday that the Model Town Inquiry report that has be
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Former president and Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) Co-chairman Asif Ali Zardari has asserted that the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/12/05/ppp-leadership-vows-to-move-on-from-past-in-50th-anniversary-celebrations/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Slider(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) This just in: the bench hearing the disqualification case against Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf chief Imran
NATIONALISLAMABAD – It has been reliably learnt that the seventh, and most stressed demand of the Tehrik Labbaik Ya Rasool Allah (TLY) protestors following the Faizabad blockade and the sit-in asked for Fed
