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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer)LAHORE – Pakistan Awami Tehrik (PAT) is issuing tokens to leaders of various political parties wanting to conne
SliderSenior politician Pervez Khattak is expected to finally become the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Chief Minister following the disqualification of the previous occupant of the portfolio, Jahangir Khan Tareen. “Khattak’s choice was being widely<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/12/15/pervez-khattak-expected-to-be-made-kp-cm-after-tareen-disqualification/" title="Read more" >...</a>
SliderThe Supreme Court on Friday maintained the eligibility of Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan to complain about rigging in the 2018 and 2023 elections which his party will lose. “This is<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/12/15/court-maintains-imran-khans-eligibility-to-complain-about-2018-2023-polls-rigging/" title="Read more" >...</a>
UncategorizedBAGHDAD – Iraq Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi told a conference in Baghdad that Iraqi troops were now in complete control of the Iraqi-Syrian border, thanks in almost entirety to the team of the upc
InternationalISTANBUL – Organisation of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) on Wednesday recognized the US decisions in various parts of the Middle East, and the ones that Americans take at home, as reason enough for the
Arts & CultureISLAMABAD – The Islamabad High Court (IHC) on Wednesday asked televangelist and TV host Amir Liaquat Hussain to justify his human existence till further notice. The IHC’s Justice Shaukat Aziz Siddiqui, while<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/12/14/islamabad-high-court-asks-amir-liaquat-to-justify-his-human-existence/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Heartless and extremely judgy accountability court judge Mohammad Bashir in a detailed judgement released on Wednesday regarding the status of Ishaq Dar as a proclaimed offender observed
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi has approved the leave request of PKR-USD stability, The Dependent has learnt.The PKR-USD stability, in a letter to the Prime Minister, had reques
SportsMOHALI – Rohit Sharma celebrated his second wedding anniversary in grand style by slamming his third ODI double hundred in Mohali, where he was joined by wife Ritika Sajdeh whose emotions were visib
UncategorizedMANDI BAHAUDDIN – Joining millions of his compatriots and billions around the world, local sports enthusiast Malik Bashir, 48, a small business owner in Mandi Bahauddin on Thursday felt that T10 cri
BusinessA consortium of cement plants petitioned the Islamabad High Court on Tuesday against the Katas Raj temple complex on environmental grounds. “We have petitioned the court against the Katas Raj temples as<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/12/13/cement-plants-petition-courts-against-katas-raj-for-polluting-atmosphere-with-traces-of-non-muslim-culture/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & CultureLAHORE – After Bollywood star Anushka Sharma finally tied the knot with beau of four years, Indian cricket team captain Virat Kohli, congratulations started pouring in from around the world.Amon
