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Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Lahore – Our Elite Tabqa Correspondent: The Islamabad Club on Friday barred the entry of staffers (of both<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/01/12/islamabad-club-staffers-not-permitted-to-enter-thoughts-and-prayers-of-members/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)RAWALPINDI – Awami Muslim League (AML) Chief Sheikh Rasheed has expressed his utter disappointment after devel
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer)LAHORE – Punjab Chief Minister Shehbaz Sharif has lauded the move by the now former Balochistan Chief Minister
SportsWELLINGTON – T20 leagues from all around the world are set to include New Zealand rain in the auctions for their upcoming seasons, The Dependent has reliably learnt.With the Pakistan Super Leagu
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer)LAHORE – Pakistan Awami Tehrik (PAT) Chief Tahir-ul-Qadri has confirmed that the extension given to Punjab Chie
Slider(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Lahore – Our Elite Tabqa Correspondent: The protest against the under-construction Orange Line by the Lahore Bachao Tehreek<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/01/11/save-chauburji-protest-postponed-as-civil-society-members-fail-to-locate-chauburji-2/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – After news spread that a renowned two time ousted husband is in line to be<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/01/11/nations-serving-husbands-protest-against-two-time-ousted-husband-being-allowed-to-head-another-family/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer)ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – Pakistan Federal Union of Journalists (PFUJ), the Punjab Union of Journalists (PUJ)
SportsDUNEDIN – After losing the first two ODIs in the ongoing series against New Zealand, Pakistan captain Sarfraz Ahmed told his critics on Friday, ahead of Saturday’s third match, that they could wat
Slider(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has announced that it will be appealing in the Supreme Court if the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/01/09/pti-to-appeal-in-supreme-court-if-proposal-rejected/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALThe Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) came down hard on the Pakistan Muslim League- Nawaz (PML-N) government for not distributing the membership forms of the PPP along with the payments made with the Be
