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BusinessISLAMABAD: Lauding the decentralisation of nationwide tankers Karachi’s Water Tanker Mafia has unanimously approved the country’s first ever National Water Policy (NWP) while also signing a charter calling for a water emergency<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/03/karachis-water-tanker-mafia-unanimously-approves-countrys-first-water-policy/" title="Read more" >...</a>
LocalThe premiere association of mobile snatching bikers boys have formally acknowledged as genuine some of the concerns of the victims whose cell-phones, wallets and purses they snatch. However, they have asked for<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/30/mobile-snatching-biker-boys-acknowledge-victims-sacrifices-but-ask-for-protests-to-be-toned-down/" title="Read more" >...</a>
InternationalPEACE HOUSE – The leaders of North and South Korea have vowed to “write a new chapter” in their peninsula’s troubled history marred by nuclear missile programmes and ballistic hairstyles.O
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted public intellectual and moral compass of Pakistan, Ehsanullah Ehsaan has said that it was quite flattering<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/27/quite-flattered-to-be-even-considered-for-caretaker-pm-says-ehsanullah-ehsaan-while-recusing-himself/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – The federal government gave due importance to disqualified pensioners in the budget announced on Friday, with 95 per cent of the 15 per cent increase in pensions dedicated to an ‘early
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Giving himself the credit for laying a network of motorways across the country, ousted prime minister Nawaz Sharif on Thursday said former military ruler Gen Ziaul Haq had profusely prai
BusinessISLAMABAD – The National Telecommunications Corporation (NTC) on Wednesday signed an agreement with DQware Inc (DQW), an inventor in digital space for the disqualified, to develop Pakistan’s first
Arts & CultureNoted satirist and late Zubeda Apa’s brother Anwar Maqsood has apologised for his recent work. “By recent, I mean all my work after the year 1987,” said a visibly moved Maqsood at<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/25/anwar-maqsood-apologises-for-entire-body-of-post-87-work/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALIn a stark move of racist xenophobia and selfishness, Pashtun leader Manzoor Pashteen is demanding for his ethnicity a disproportionate access to the nation’s judiciary. “This is a federation,” said Nazir Bhatti,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/24/selfish-pashtun-nationalist-demands-disproportionate-access-to-nations-courts-for-his-ethnicity/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & CultureISLAMABAD – In a definitive research paper written entirely on social media website Twitter, scholar, researcher and scientist Hamza Ali Abbasi proved that the main cause behind sexual harassment is
BusinessKARACHI – In a major development, the State Bank of Pakistan (SBP) has banned cryptocurrencies in the country, citing its failure to understand cryptocurrencies.While the volume of trading remai
ForeignLONDON – Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Wednesday said that India will not tolerate those who like to "export terror" and will respond to them "in the language they understand", resulting in
