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NATIONALISLAMABAD – The National Accountability Bureau's (NAB) executive board decided on Friday to investigate allegations against former president Pervez Musharraf of "imposing martial law" and “breachi
BusinessISLAMABAD: The federal cabinet has approved an expansionary fiscal policy that offers little for defence but gives away more than half of the estimated budget of Rs5.237 trillion for the new fiscal ye
Arts & CultureISLAMABAD – In a definitive research paper written entirely on social media website Twitter, scholar, researcher and scientist Hamza Ali Abbasi proved that the main cause behind sexual harassment is
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) chairman Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari has said that the PPP did not choose to him rather he was brought upon the party. “I just happened to PPP. I<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/20/i-was-forced-on-ppp-claims-bilawal/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Now that his joining the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has become a mere formality, Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader and former Interior Minister Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan has t
SportsISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Nation’s casual cricket observers, along with hardcore fanatics, have united to urge out of favour Fawad Alam and Wahab Riaz to get in touch with Tariq J
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a significant development in both the nation’s civil-military relations and the space-time vortex, a future
ForeignWashington: “What could possibly go wrong?” asked the American nation hours before they entered into a complex war in middle east, by launching deadly missile strikes into Syria.“I mean, wh
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Their lordships of the higher courts have summoned Pakistan cricket Chief Selector Inzamam ul Haq to appear befo
SportsLAHORE – Pakistani left-handed batsman Fawad Alam was named in a 25-player list as part of the initial Test Camp scheduled between April 11 and 15 at the Gaddafi Stadium, Lahore, to ensure that the
InternationalFacebook CEO and founder Mark Zuckerberg expressed his regret at not reading the Terms and Conditions of the Congress members that were grilling him before he allowed them to get elected.“I know
NATIONALWASHINGTON – Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg says he accepts responsibility for the social network’s failure to tell its users who has viewed their profile, according to testimony released on Monday on the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/13/honestly-no-way-to-check-who-viewed-your-facebook-profile-zuckerberg-tells-us-senators/" title="Read more" >...</a>
