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InternationalFacebook CEO and founder Mark Zuckerberg expressed his regret at not reading the Terms and Conditions of the Congress members that were grilling him before he allowed them to get elected.“I know
NATIONALISLAMABAD – In a landmark verdict that will change the course of the country’s political history, the Supreme Court on Friday ruled that disqualification handed down under Article 62 (1)(f) of the
SportsMADRID – Playing what many believe was his last UEFA Champions League encounter Juventus captain and goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon couldn't hold back his emotions, saying that he regrets leaving the w
NATIONALWASHINGTON – Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg says he accepts responsibility for the social network’s failure to tell its users who has viewed their profile, according to testimony released on Monday on the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/13/honestly-no-way-to-check-who-viewed-your-facebook-profile-zuckerberg-tells-us-senators/" title="Read more" >...</a>
LocalLAHORE – The eight Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz lawmakers, including six MNAs and two MPAs, that parted ways with the ruling party on Monday, announcing the launch of South Punjab front, have on Thu
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The Privatisation Commission of Pakistan has announced a trophy hunting scheme for PIA planes with the new Markh
LocalNATIONWIDE – Local patriots expressed their outrage in numbers after finding out that an indigenous movement to uphold the rights and dignity of their compatriots was being credited to a foreign country.<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/11/local-patriots-outraged-after-movement-for-compatriots-rights-credited-to-foreign-country/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Approximately 80 percent of the nation’s populace has been cleared of the influence of a major miscreant<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/11/eighty-percent-of-areas-cleared-from-miscreant-networks-influence/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The first successful mock flight of PIA PK 9001 along with crew and technical staff<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/09/mock-pia-flight-latest-to-mock-islamabad-airport/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Foreign Minister Khawaja Asif on Thursday slammed the five-year jail term given to Bollywood actor
LocalYour house - The Ammi-led Ammi-Abbu government, which has ruled your house since your birth, has called a general house meeting in the living room, where the leaders of the house expect you and your s
SportsLAHORE – Opening batsman Ahmad Shehzad has criticised his omission from the starting 11 of all three T20I matches in the recently concluded series against the West Indies in Karachi.Talking excl
