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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg marked himself safe on Facebook in the aftermath of the Facebook privat
Business(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/LONDON – After Cambridge Analytica was brought into the news by a whistlebrower who claimed that the
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) In a strongly worded message to the media, the nation’s uncles have expressed their anger over the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/03/29/political-coverage-should-not-overshadow-updates-on-that-czech-model-say-nations-uncles/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE/KARACHI/ISLAMABAD/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Large contingents of law enforcement agencies, spearheaded by Rangers personnel, have been ordered around nationwide<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/03/29/rangers-deployment-increased-around-butthurt-sentiments-as-malala-returns-home/" title="Read more" >...</a>
LocalAccording to a local report in the local media, your weird classmate also probably writes English poetry or something. The report went on to add that this level of weirdness has a<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/03/28/weird-classmate-also-probably-writes-english-poetry-or-something-report/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Ousted Prime Minister and former president of the ruling Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) will
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Justice should not only be done but also seen to be done and that is amiss in<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/03/23/seemingly-lenient-attitude-towards-rao-anwar-is-suspicious-says-ehsanullah-ehsan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Veteran Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader and former Federal Interior Minister Chaudhary
SportsKARACHI – Former SSP Malir Rao Anwar, being investigated for extrajudicial killing, who was arrested on Wednesday after finally appearing before the Supreme Court after eluding law enforcement agenc
Uncategorized(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)PESHAWAR – The chief of Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Sami (JUI-S) Sami-ul-Haq expressed his outrage over the fact that
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE/MOSCOW – Underscoring Vladimir’s cruise to victory in Russia’s presidential election on Sunday, whi
SportsKARACHI – Ahead of Sunday’s final of the third edition of the Pakistan Super League (PSL) between Islamabad United and XXX, Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Najam Sethi has announced that the
