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NATIONALNAROWAL – The self-confessed attacker who has claimed responsibility for the assassination attempt on Interior Minister Ahsan Iqbal on Sunday has strongly condemned the assassination attempt.In
LocalIn a groundbreaking new discovery that has shattered the world of nutrition and how we think about dieting and food consumption, a new study has revealed that intermittent fasting turns you into sort
Arts & CultureRIYADH – After the country’s first theatre was opened in Riyadh on April 18, screening Black Panther to hundreds of wide-eyed moviegoers, and was followed days after by the second multiplex cinema<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/04/progressive-saudi-arabia-to-move-public-beheadings-to-newly-opened-multiplex-cinemas/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALA dramatic new development in national politics, as Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf chairman Imran Khan woke up in a strange location with instructions asking him not to trust the establishment tattooed on his body.<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/04/imran-wakes-up-in-strange-place-with-instructions-to-not-trust-establishment-tattooed-on-body/" title="Read more" >...</a>
SportsISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Leading opposition parties in Pakistan are embracing ‘#FaadiKoKhilaoBC’ as their political chant in nationwide rallies, ahead of elections, as they loo
LocalISLAMABAD – Offended by the Indo-centric name of your great-grandfather the House on Thursday unanimously adopted a resolution to rename him and his ancestors. The resolution stated that your great-grandfather be renamed<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/04/national-assembly-passes-resolution-to-rename-your-great-grandfather/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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NATIONALISLAMABAD – Resolutely turning down payments via wire transfer, PayPal and even cryptocurrencies, Pakistan has told the US that if it wants Dr Shakil Afridi it would have to pay up in cash.Durin
SportsWELLINGTON – The New Zealand authorities are weighing up a politer way of turning down the offer of playing cricket in Pakistan for the first time in 15 years after an invitation from the Pakistan C
NATIONALAn already embattled Nawaz Sharif told his doctor that “invisible forces” also step on the scale whenever he weighs himself and that he actually has lost weight.“As per your directive, I did
BusinessISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Laundries all over Pakistan agreed to give a 15% discount on ironing of pants, trousers and shalwars on Thursday, May 3, to commemorate World Press Freedom
LocalDoctors at the Lady Reading Hospital were pulled out of an operation theater in chains mid-procedure, after they refused to allow an unknown person bearing the national flag to enter the operating roo
