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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – A veteran caterer who has provided refreshments at meetings of the National Security Committee for
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After ordering inquiry into the alleged money laundering of $4.9 into India by former premier<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/10/wa-more-reliable-than-wb-nab-maintains-whatsapp-forward-as-irrefutable-evidence/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Having already clarified that his return to domestic cricket did not signify any interest in<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/10/only-making-myself-available-for-next-12-psl-seasons-razzaq/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – A pre-Ramzan circus was jointly organised by the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) and Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/10/aamir-liaquat-hosts-joint-ppp-pti-pre-ramzan-circus-in-karachi-after-ihc-ban/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The prime minister candidate for Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) for the general elections scheduled for<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/10/pml-n-prime-minister-candidate-for-2068-general-elections-born/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALThe Khyber Pakhtunkhwa government sent legal notice to the Punjab Government on Wednesday for putting the idea of the Bus Rapid Transit in their heads.“We were led to believe that not only would
NATIONALThe National Accountability Bureau has on Wednesday forwarded an inspirational WhatsApp message to “ten other people,” in order to ensure the organisation’s good luck.“Every day is a new b
LocalThe Hamdard corporation has finally revealed the product packaging of the no-sugar, no-calories version of its most iconic product: Rooh Afza. At a product launch ceremony at the corporate headquarters in Karachi,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/08/hamdards-new-no-sugar-no-calorie-rooh-afza-to-be-empty-bottles-of-rooh-afza/" title="Read more" >...</a>
