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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a heartfelt gesture that has brought together people from across the political divide in genuine appreciation
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Clarifying that he is not a Caretaker for hire, but rather a repairer for Haier, recently named KP caretaker Chi
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Security analyst, Commander SafeGuard impersonator, and fifth generation jihadi Zaid Hamid, has been hospitalise
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – In an official statement released on Wednesday, the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) says it regretted the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/24/naeemul-haques-unfortunate-backhand-slap-completely-against-partys-official-slapping-guidelines-pti-statement/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The National Assembly on Thursday passed a historic constitutional amendment seeking the granting
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Punjab Chief Minister and Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif on Wednesday
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)OXFORD – Education activist and Nobel Laureate Malala Yousafzai on Thursday double checked if she had condemne
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE/BUENOS AIRES/CAPE TOWN – Former Pakistan cricket captain Shahid Afridi and Argentina football skipper L
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – Engineering students from all Bahria University campuses have been given complementary vernier calipers as part<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/24/bahria-university-engineering-students-given-vernier-calipers-to-measure-distances-between-men-and-women/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The ruling Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) was left in a state of shock on Tuesday after dozens
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The International Cricket Council (ICC) in a heartwarming gesture on twitter, gave a ruling on a video of youngs
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) Vice Chairman Shah Mehmood Qureshi says that after weeks of debates
