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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Army Chief Gen Qamar Javed Bajwa met interim Prime Minister Nasirul Mulk at his office to discuss
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The Ministry of Information, Broadcasting, National History and Literary Heritage has asked the lo
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Expressing disappointment at the appointment of Hassan Askari as caretaker Punjab CM, PTI leader Shireen Mazari
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) Central Information Secretary Fawad Chaudhry on Wednesday came down strong on the
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Once again risking his life for purposes of journalistic integrity, war correspondent Wajahat S Khan has crossed<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/06/05/heroic-war-correspondent-wajahat-s-khan-bravely-dispels-myth-that-tea-whitener-corporates-dont-pay-well/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE: Security forces on Tuesday seized a deadly shipment of Mazari caps, also referred to by their street nam
