SportsDope company orders inquiry into product quality after Ahmed Shehzad tested positive
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The company that makes the performance enhancing substance for which cricketer Ahmed Shehzad has test
Jun 21, 2018
NATIONALPakPositive! All of women’s reserved seats tickets go to women
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A whopping one hundred percent of the reserved seats tickets for women in the federal and provincial a
Jun 20, 2018
NATIONAL69 percent of political analysts predict whichever party bags most seats will win election
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – In a survey conducted by The Dependent of political analysts it was
Jun 19, 2018
BusinessPakistani rupee could fall to Aamir Liaquat levels, experts warn
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – As the Pakistani rupee fell from 115.63 at the start of last week to its<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/06/19/pakistani-rupee-could-fall-to-aamir-liaquat-levels-experts-warn/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jun 19, 2018
NATIONALWon’t be blackmailed by own party, reads roughed up Imran off cue card held by blackmailing party worker
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A slightly roughed up Imran Khan reading off a cue card held by an unnamed party worker has said that he won’t
Jun 19, 2018
NATIONALChaudhary Nisar finally uploads display picture on Tinder profile
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)RAWALPINDI – After almost a year of will he, won’t he, former interior minister of Pakistan and the recently
Jun 13, 2018
NATIONALPPP distributing VIP passes instead of party tickets
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – The Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) has decided to do away with the tradition of awarding<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/06/13/ppp-distributing-vip-passes-instead-of-party-tickets/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jun 13, 2018
SportsNadal hopes to grow grass on home clay courts in time for Wimbledon
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)MALLORCA/BASEL/STUTTGART– After winning a record extending 11th Roland Garros title on Sunday, World No 1 Rafa
Jun 13, 2018
LocalThousands set out to observe traditional Pakistani ritual of getting stuck in Murree on Eid
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Our Boyses CorrespondentMurreeThousands of devotees across the country are packing their bags and flocki
Jun 13, 2018
SportsVeteran FIFA Uncle predicts one of 32 teams will win World Cup
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) FAISALABAD – Veteran FIFA Uncle, who claims to have seen each of the last 12 World Cups,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/06/13/veteran-fifa-uncle-predicts-one-of-32-teams-will-win-world-cup/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Jun 13, 2018
LocalNational search for new excuse for low productivity commences as Ramzan ends
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Our Ramzan CorrespondentIslamabadWith the Ramzan officially at its end, the annual national search for e
Jun 13, 2018
NATIONALTrump-Kim summit should set precedent for Hamza-Ayesha peace talks: Shehbaz
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Former Punjab chief minister Shehbaz Sharif on Tuesday said that the historic meeting between the lea
Jun 13, 2018