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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A fresh offensive against a miscreant network was launched on Wednesday, as Pakistani forces targeted an operation<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/20/fresh-operation-against-miscreant-network-starts/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Saying that while the recently conducted Royal wedding between Prince Harry and American starlet Meghan Merkel w
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The residence of Rao Anwar, suspended Sindh Police SSP, has been declared a sub-court, in response to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/20/rao-anwars-residence-declared-sub-court/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Khadim-e-aala Shehbaz Sharif said on Friday that Nawaz Sharif’s claim that his statement given to Dawn’s Cyr
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Kohsar Market, located in sector F-6/3, Islamabad has the highest Marxists-Per-Capita (MPC) ratio in the country
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LONDON – Star pacer Mohammad Amir has requested the Pakistan Cricket Board to allow him to take personal field
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)DUBAI – Former military dictator General (retd) Pervez Musharraf on Monday stated that former premier Nawaz Sh
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The National Accountability Bureau has, on Wednesday, taken notice of a media report against the Sharif family,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/16/nab-takes-notice-of-khawateen-digest-story/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBLIN – Enjoying his moment of relief after escaping the nation’s curses, chief selector Inzamam-ul-Haq lauded the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/16/picked-imam-to-avenge-2007-ireland-defeat-reveals-inzi/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Continuing firmly on his pursuit of shaking up the status quo, ousted prime minister Nawaz<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/16/trailblazing-nawaz-sharif-starting-keto-to-further-rattle-the-establishment/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saleem Butt, a local Lahori might seem like a normal man from appearances. But appearances can be<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/16/local-mans-entire-existence-centres-around-proving-amir-khan-took-steroids-for-dangal/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIYADH/JERUSALEM – As funerals are held for the dozens killed by the Israeli forces in Gaza, Islamic<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/05/16/41-state-islamic-military-alliance-set-to-target-israel-with-devastating-new-condemnation/" title="Read more" >...</a>
