NATIONALAbhinandan ‘randomly’ circling over National Stadium in hopes of being caught, catching couple of PSL games
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In the latest twist in the on going Pakistan-India standoff, Indian Air Force pilot Wing Commander Abhinandan Vart
Mar 9, 2019
NATIONALLooking for other countries to give conclusive evidence against groups banned in Pakistan: Afridi
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – In what is the latest example of state’s decisive crackdown on militant organisations functionin
Mar 8, 2019
LocalNation’s women urged to take responsibility of cutting and distributing Women’s Day cake around offices
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a heartwarming display of women empowerment, the management of all the offices of the nation urged the women
Mar 8, 2019
NATIONALRafale deal documents got burned in LDA Plaza fire: BJP govt tells court
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The Indian government has conveyed to the nation’s Supreme Court that the documents pertaining to the controve
Mar 7, 2019
NATIONALWing Cmdr Abhinandan discreetly passes briefcase to Adnan Sami
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Wing Commander Abhinandan Varthaman discreetly passed a briefcase to Adnan Sami Khan at a quiet New Delhi neighb
Mar 7, 2019
SportsEvidence shows Indian airstrikes dented Pakistan’s most radical group ‘Lahore Qalandars fans’
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE/BALAKOT – While Pakistani and international media continues to churn out evidence that the Indian Air F
Mar 7, 2019
SportsPCB to give Misbah 10/3 batting crisis as post-retirement monthly pension
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The Pakistan Cricket Board has decided to give former national team captain Misbah-ul-Haq a fitting r
Mar 7, 2019
NATIONAL‘I know as much about it as you do’ – Qureshi invites Opp leaders to offer input on foreign policy
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Reiterating that they were all in the same boat, Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi on Wednesda
Mar 7, 2019
NATIONALUET girls to be allowed to wear jeans if matched with Jamaat-ut-Dawa tops
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Following the social media backlash on the ban on jeans and enforcement of specific dress codes for i
Mar 6, 2019
NATIONAL‘If we can’t spread hatred for Hindus what was the point of creating Pakistan,’ asks Fayyaz Chohan
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The Punjab Information and Culture Minister Fayyaz-ul-Hasan Chohan has come forth tendering an apolog
Mar 5, 2019
NATIONALWing Cmdr Abhinandan says teary farewell to working toilet before crossing border
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In heart wrenching scenes that have cultivated tears from the eyes of even the most hardened individuals, the en
Mar 1, 2019
NATIONALMade dam fund to create awareness that dam funds cannot make dams: Saqib Nisar
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Former Chief Justice of Pakistan Mian Saqib Nisar said that he created Diamer Bhasha and Mohmand dams
Mar 1, 2019