NATIONALShocked Mahathir finds Wajahat S Khan lying in PM house hot tub
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohammad was in for a shocker during his brief visit at the Islamabad National
Mar 23, 2019
NATIONALShall seek Malaysia’s help in learning how to crack down on Islamophobia in Pakistan: PM
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan has said that his government will seek the help and support of Dr Mahathir Muhammad’
Mar 22, 2019
Local‘No need to be so hard on guests like Czech model’ says man who insists FIR be lodged against Aurat march organisers
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Local man Sarwar Ahmed, who has for the past two week been on a crusade to try and register FIRs against the org
Mar 21, 2019
NATIONALShameful that words ‘Muslims’ and ‘Mosque’ were censored, Pakistan tells India with a straight face
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Pakistan on Wednesday criticised India's condemnation of the white supremacist terror attack in Ch
Mar 21, 2019
Foreign‘Being unfairly linked to attacker who lauded me and shares most of my beliefs,’ says Donald Trump
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump claims he is unfairly being linked to an attacker who had lauded him in
Mar 21, 2019
SportsMaula Jatt-Noori Natt rivalry bigger than Ronaldo-Messi: Carles Puyol
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – Following his return from Pakistan, football legend Carles Puyol announced to the world that he felt
Mar 21, 2019
SportsPSL technically not international cricket, party-popping moron tells nation
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – The Pakistan Super League does not technically qualify as international cricket, a habitual party-po
Mar 21, 2019
NATIONAL‘People of Thar will be first recipients of coal emissions,’ PM Khan reassures locals
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – After Engro Powergen Thar Limited's (EPTL) lignite coal power plant in Thar started pumping 330MW
Mar 21, 2019
Arts & Culture‘If I wanted overacting I would’ve done it myself’ – Modi reacts to biopic trailer
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)MUMBAI – Reacting negatively to the trailer of the upcoming film PM Narendra Modi, the de facto producer, dire
Mar 21, 2019
Arts & CultureSelf-reflecting Shaan set to produce progressive film ‘Woke Gujjar Tay Feminist Majaajan’
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Following backlash against his hypocrisy in the aftermath of a tweet where he criticised the Aurat Ma
Mar 21, 2019
NATIONALFuture DIG (Operations) in tears over bad CSS Gender Studies exam paper
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Waleed Hassan, a future Deputy Inspector General of Police (Operations), Karachi, was in tears this Friday over
Mar 21, 2019
NATIONALAdmissions to KP ghost schools was only on merit, says Imran Khan after damning study comes out
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan has said that the admissions to the ghost schools - revealed in an explosive new repor
Mar 20, 2019