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Uncategorized(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Jati Umra – Mumbling indistinguishable words under his breath, leader of the opposition and PML-N President S
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – The Bilawal Bhutto Zardari led special train carrying hundreds of Pakistan People's Party (PPP) work
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan on Monday said Pakistan will no longer be answerable for its human right
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A dentist in Islamabad made an embarrassing spectacle of himself during the annual Pakistan day parade when he a
