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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Noted patriot and public intellectual Ehsanullah Ehsan said on Friday that the government should not have let ca
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)NEW DELHI – Persisting with its long-held policy of not taking part in a bilateral competition against Pakista
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In heart wrenching scenes that have cultivated tears from the eyes of even the most hardened individuals, the en
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Former Prime Minister and Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) Supremo Nawaz Sharif has claimed that
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a move from across the border that may spell the breaking of recent tensions, India has decided to return Pak
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Two Indian pilots captured by the Pakistan armed forces have defected to Pakistan after seeing working toilets f
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Rubbishing Indian propaganda in the aftermath of Tuesday’s Indian Air Force (IAF) strikes in Bal
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)NEW DELHI – In a move that is set to transform the atmosphere engulfing the South Asia region, India has vowed
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Former DPO Pakpattan Rizwan Gondal was once again transferred by the Pakistan government, after events in the re
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE/WASHINGTON – After suspicions arose over the fact that the Lahore district administration registered th
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)SOUTH ASIA – A self-avowed environmental activist in South Asia who also harbors jingoistic pride in his count
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)NEW DELHI – The Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) government is all set to finally provide conclusive proof against
