SportsMan with dubious record of thinking for self now in-charge of thinking on behalf of 11 people
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/DUBAI – A 37 year old man with a dubious record of thinking for himself that has spanned almost two
Feb 14, 2019
NATIONALQuestions raised over PM’s pre-election vow of handsomeness after failure to charm IMF chief
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/DUBAI – Prime Minister Imran Khan has been accused of taking yet another U-turn after his pre-electi
Feb 14, 2019
SportsPSL breeding ground for future prime ministers: Ehsan Mani
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)DUBAI – The fourth Pakistan Super League (PSL) will provide the breeding ground for future prime ministers of
Feb 14, 2019
NATIONALPM arranges private meetings for Talat, Safi, Mati with MBS at Saudi Embassy
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan has arranged a series of special one-on-one meetings between Saudi Arabian Crown Princ
Feb 12, 2019
NATIONAL‘Not overcompensating for anything’ says Faisal Vawda stepping out of neon sports car with gun strapped to belt
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Stepping out of a neon-yellow sports car with a gun and holster strapped to his belt, Federal Minister for Water
Feb 12, 2019
LocalUgh, I don’t have Murree “Fenyl” Brewery stuff, says cop while denying whiskey bribe allegation
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Assistant Sub-inspector Shabbir Butt has strongly denied allegations of his asking for a bribe of a swig of whis
Feb 12, 2019
NATIONALFilmschool thesis topper (“Deconstructed Adaptation: From Heart of Darkness to Apocalypse Now”) asked by bride’s cousin to make sure she doesn’t look fat
Syed Hassan Zaidi, topper of his batch at the National College Of Arts filmmaking program, was asked on Saturday by Fizza Gilani, cousin of bride Fatima Gilani, to make sure she doesn’t look too fat
Feb 11, 2019
NATIONALPM taken into custody for participation in PTM rally in 2018
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan was taking for questioning late last night by authorities for participation in a rally
Feb 9, 2019
NATIONALGovt committed to depoliticisation of bureaucracy, politics: Imran Khan
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan on Friday reiterated his government’s intention to depoliticise the bureaucracy. “
Feb 8, 2019
NATIONALShaan urges artistes fighting depression to fight for country instead
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Superstar Shaan Shahid on Friday took to social media to post in support of actors<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/02/07/shaan-urges-artistes-fighting-depression-to-fight-for-country-instead/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Feb 7, 2019
International‘Aap ne ghabrana nahi hai,’ Trump tells Americans in State of the Union address
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)WASHINGTON – In an address designed to unite a growingly divided nation, US President Donald Trump Tuesday tol
Feb 7, 2019
NATIONALPTI launches PML-N
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The ruling party Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) on Thursday put another feather in its political ca
Feb 7, 2019