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Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LONDON – Captain Sarfaraz Ahmed said that Pakistan would have had a total of 536 runs in their last pool match
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Just days after confiscating a hefty quantity of heroin from PML-N’s senior leader MNA Rana Sanaullah’s car,
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)After spending the night hard at work calculating possible scenarios for the ongoing ICC Cricket World Cup, The
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Former Pakistan all-rounder Abdul Razzaq believes India’s Rahul Gandhi has lobbying flaws that have
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE/LONDON – Former Pakistan cricketer Basit Ali has claimed that England deliberately won their matches ag
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Former Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi was taken into custody late Wednesday when the ki
NATIONALIn an astonishing and rare bit of unison, representatives clerics of all the sects within the country have concurred that one does not, in fact, need the approval of the second wife when contracting a
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) Punjab President Rana Sanaullah Khan was arrested on Monday by t
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)BIRMINGHAM – After Babar Azam scored the century for Pakistan in a tough run chase to give Pakistan a much neede
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif is all set to lead a nationwide moveme
