SportsPakistan Cricket team to replace 25 MNAs during Parliamentary Cricket World Cup
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In what will be another first in the history of Pakistan’s parliament the National Cricket Team is all set to
Jun 18, 2019
SportsDr Hafeez Shaikh given additional charge of PCB
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a late-night reshuffle, Advisor to the Prime Minister on Finance Dr Hafeez Shaikh has been given
Jun 17, 2019
NATIONALClueless raillu katta Sarfraz played himself and then put India into bat: PM
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/MANCHESTER – Expressing frustration at no heed being paid to his detailed guidelines for Sunday’s
Jun 16, 2019
SliderAli Jehangir Siddiqui totally different man after taking up yoga, quitting sugar: Qureshi
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi came down hard on criticism of the federal government’s appointment of A
Jun 15, 2019
NATIONALGovt decides to legalise and tax alcohol, ‘gabrahat’
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The federal government has decided to formally legalise and tax the contraband alcohol and ‘gabrahat’ market
Jun 14, 2019
SportsUninterrupted cricket washes out scheduled rain
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)TAUNTON – Uninterrupted cricket poured down on Wednesday to completely wash out the hopes of rain in Taunton.
Jun 13, 2019
NATIONALArresting Zardari more important than arresting fiscal deficit: Hafeez Shaikh
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The Prime Minister’s Adviser on Finance Abdul Hafeez Shaikh said that arresting the Pakistan Peo
Jun 13, 2019
UncategorizedMultinational companies Haqqani Network, Jaish-e-Mohammed registered under Asset Declaration Scheme
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Multinational companies Haqqani Network and Jaish-e-Mohammed (JeM) have finally been registered by
Jun 13, 2019
SportsT20s as criteria for ODI selection better than ODIs as criteria for PM selection: Asif Ali
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)TAUNTON/ISLAMABAD – After the Prime Minister Imran Khan announced late on Wednesday night that he is forming a
Jun 13, 2019
BusinessRs15/kg tomatoes being sold for only Rs15/kg as patriotic vegetable vendors take stringent cuts
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/QUETTA – The nation’s proud and patriotic institution of vegetable vendors, which h
Jun 13, 2019
NATIONALPM to form additional high powered commission to probe salaried middle class
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan on Tuesday promised to constitute a "high-powered commission" to probe the nation’s
Jun 13, 2019
NATIONALGenocide only option to ensure that only superior human race exists in Pakistan: Vawda
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Federal Minister for Water Resources Faisal Vawda said that the genocide of a ‘few thousand’ s
Jun 13, 2019